My response to tonight’s SOTU.

Posted January 25th, 2012 by admin

As Prepared for Delivery –
Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of Congress, distinguished guests, and fellow Americans:
Last month, I went to Andrews Air Force Base and welcomed home some of our last troops to serve in Iraq. Together, we offered a final, proud salute to the colors under which more than a million of our fellow citizens fought — and several thousand gave their lives.
My respect and thanks go to all who have served in the United States military.

We gather tonight knowing that this generation of heroes has made the United States safer and more respected around the world.

Nonsense. We are not a bit safer, despite the valiant efforts of the brave men and women of the military. We are still hated throughout the world. We are not more respected. We are at best laughed at, and at worst utterly reviled for our overbearing and extremely arrogant foreign policy. (A problem that has grown steadily over the past century.) But none of this is the fault of the good people who have sacrificed so much to serve in our military. It is the fault of lawmakers, policy makers, and a string of administrations, both conservative and liberal, that have been more interested in perpetuating their positions than in doing what is truly best for our country and the rest of the world.

For the first time in nine years, there are no Americans fighting in Iraq.

And it only took… HOW long into your presidency? After promises of taking care of that immediately?

For the first time in two decades, Osama bin Laden is not a threat to this country.

He wouldn’t have been in the first place if the CIA hadn’t CREATED what he was.

Most of al Qaeda’s top lieutenants have been defeated. The Taliban’s momentum has been broken, and some troops in Afghanistan have begun to come home.

Some. Not enough. It’s a start.

These achievements are a testament to the courage, selflessness, and teamwork of America’s Armed Forces. At a time when too many of our institutions have let us down, they exceed all expectations. They’re not consumed with personal ambition. They don’t obsess over their differences. They focus on the mission at hand. They work together.

Something YOU and the bozos in the legislative branch can’t seem to figure out…

Imagine what we could accomplish if we followed their example.

Don’t lay this at OUR feet, slick. We gave YOU the job. You and your cronies. How’s that working out for us? Well, you still aren’t following their example…

Think about the America within our reach: A country that leads the world in educating its people. An America that attracts a new generation of high-tech manufacturing and high-paying jobs. A future where we’re in control of our own energy, and our security and prosperity aren’t so tied to unstable parts of the world. An economy built to last, where hard work pays off, and responsibility is rewarded.

Yeah. Sounds cool. But instead we have a government that props up companies that should have failed because of their horrible business practices. Instead of rewarding hard work and responsible behavior, you rewarded mismanagement and criminal negligence, not to mention outright criminal behavior.

We can do this. I know we can, because we’ve done it before. At the end of World War II, when another generation of heroes returned home from combat, they built the strongest economy and middle class the world has ever known. My grandfather, a veteran of Patton’s Army, got the chance to go to college on the GI Bill. My grandmother, who worked on a bomber assembly line, was part of a workforce that turned out the best products on Earth.

Dude… WE never STOPPED doing this. But the roadblocks that keep getting in our way are put there by YOU and your ilk. Stop trying to sound like “we” are in this together. “We”, the people, have not stopped doing our jobs, trying to live our lives, trying to take care of our families, just like our grandparents wanted to all those years ago. But we don’t have those assembly lines turning out the best products on earth anymore, because labor has been cheaper in other countries, and ridiculous regulation has made it unprofitable to build or manufacture ANYthing here! Your friends, the gigantic corporations, that you treat as people, have abandoned us. “We”, the people, are still trying to do our best. But we hardly have anywhere to do it, these days.

The two of them shared the optimism of a Nation that had triumphed over a depression and fascism. They understood they were part of something larger; that they were contributing to a story of success that every American had a chance to share — the basic American promise that if you worked hard, you could do well enough to raise a family, own a home, send your kids to college, and put a little away for retirement.

Yeah. But all WE have is the outlook of a people staring the spectre of fascism right in the face as it creeps into so many aspects of our lives, as we are robbed of our property, our Constitution-guaranteed rights, and our individual liberties. We, too, long for the optimism and prosperity our grandparents worked so hard for. Instead we have children, the elderly, and the disabled being groped in airports around the country, all in the name of a safety that DOES NOT EXIST; invasive measures that abridge our rights, and yet have effected absolutly NO positive outcome in making air travel any safer. People still get on planes with potentially lethal implements, utterly undetected. But some poor man with piercings has endured being intimately groped by a stranger, only to be charged with assault of a federal agent when his biological functions INVOLUNTARILY reacted. So keep your nostalgia for the sunny, faded yellow picture of burgeoning abundance in a country that has overcome adversity. We are KNEE DEEP IN SHIT right now.

How are we going to contribute to a story of success when we are blocked at every turn by a rising tide of restriction? Put a little away for retirement???? I CAN’T HAVE A RETIREMENT FUND IF I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING JOB! “If you worked hard…” What? Are you saying the people who are out of work have NOT worked hard for 20 years, and now find themselves in this craptasm? You ASSHOLE! How dare you even make a HOPEFUL comparison at this point? Weak opening, man. WEAK.

The defining issue of our time is how to keep that promise alive.

K.

No challenge is more urgent.

No shit, Sherlock. It was JUST as urgent 4 years ago. But by golly, you got right on THAT, didn’t ya.

No debate is more important.

The time for debate is LONG past. Why don’t you just say THAT?

We can either settle for a country where a shrinking number of people do really well, while a growing number of Americans barely get by.

Oh. Good. You studied your “Occupy Movement 101″ briefing before you wrote this speech. Clever, throwing that in there.

Or we can restore an economy where everyone gets a fair shot, everyone does their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules. What’s at stake are not Democratic values or Republican values, but American values. We have to reclaim them.

Yeeeeeah… because somehow we let them go? Oh. Wait. No. You took them away from us, all of you fat cats in DC.

Let’s remember how we got here. Long before the recession, jobs and manufacturing began leaving our shores. Technology made businesses more efficient, but also made some jobs obsolete. Folks at the top saw their incomes rise like never before, but most hardworking Americans struggled with costs that were growing, paychecks that weren’t, and personal debt that kept piling up.

WE didn’t get here. YOU and your cronies got us here. I don’t care if you’re Dem or Repub, you ALL contributed to the culture of tax and spend, borrow and spend. And why did those jobs leave our shores? Because YOU people didn’t do YOUR jobs, the ones we gave you, with your salaries that most of us can’t even dream of… the jobs where you folks are supposed to do what’s best for US… and you failed. You didn’t. You made it more attractive for corporations (that you decided were people… but better people than REAL people) to take their manufacturing elsewhere rather than keeping it here.

In 2008, the house of cards collapsed. We learned that mortgages had been sold to people who couldn’t afford or understand them. Banks had made huge bets and bonuses with other people’s money. Regulators had looked the other way, or didn’t have the authority to stop the bad behavior.

And somehow that’s OUR fault? We, the people? Yeah, no. You know you can’t pin it on any of US, but it’s also not being pinned on the crooks that perpetrated all that fraud. Is it? No. No it is not. Not yet. And how long does that have to TAKE?

It was wrong. It was irresponsible.

Also, criminal. But we dare not say THAT. So let’s just leave it all vague and in a foggy recent past that we can’t clearly think about too much, because it will drive us insane when we realize JUST how badly we got reamed up the posterior by YOUR friends, not ours.

And it plunged our economy into a crisis that put millions out of work, saddled us with more debt, and left innocent, hard-working Americans holding the bag. In the six months before I took office, we lost nearly four million jobs. And we lost another four million before our policies were in full effect.

Aaaand… you did what? Immediate criminal proceedings against bad people who caused this? No. Oh, ok, but we let the businesses who engaged in all those shady business practices and bad decision-making go out of business to make room for HONEST businesses, and a reset of the economy… right? Oh. Wait. No. What was it… OH yes, we propped them back up so they could keep spinning their wheels and hit the ground running, so they could run ALL over all those nice people who were losing their homes.

Those are the facts. But so are these. In the last 22 months, businesses have created more than three million jobs. Last year, they created the most jobs since 2005. American manufacturers are hiring again, creating jobs for the first time since the late 1990s. Together, we’ve agreed to cut the deficit by more than $2 trillion. And we’ve put in place new rules to hold Wall Street accountable, so a crisis like that never happens again.

But even you have to agree that it’s all too little, too late. And while there are some new jobs, there aren’t enough. And while you may be cutting some of the deficit, it’s not NEARLY enough. And we don’t need NEW rules, and chasing our tails, we just need enforcement of all those great laws we already have. Yes. Baby steps… but we’re not a baby. We’re a nation that knows better, we’re a nation that plays a huge role in the world, economically and politically, and we have GOT to get our shit together FAR more definitively than “well, we’re trying, and we’re having small victories here and there”. The USA does not need to be the bloated, gargantuan, self-important toddler trodding about the world stage, taking down everything in its path.

The state of our Union is getting stronger.

I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry, looking at that sentence. I think you actually BELIEVE that… Oh. No. I get it, now. The state of YOUR Union is getting stronger. The state. The entity that is the state. Ok. Yeah. That IS getting stronger. And it’s just the way you guys want it, isn’t it?

And we’ve come too far to turn back now.

No. We need to turn back and give liberty back to the people. NOW. Because that is the only way forward.

As long as I’m President, I will work with anyone in this chamber to build on this momentum. But I intend to fight obstruction with action, and I will oppose any effort to return to the very same policies that brought on this economic crisis in the first place.

Well. There’s a clear threat if I ever heard one. Do not interfere with the agenda of the state. It will not be tolerated. And nobody wants to return to the policies that you career politicians allowed to take over our financial system. We need to END THE FED, and completely overhaul the way you people handle the financial responsibilities of our government. duh.

No, we will not go back to an economy weakened by outsourcing, bad debt, and phony financial profits. Tonight, I want to speak about how we move forward, and lay out a blueprint for an economy that’s built to last – an economy built on American manufacturing, American energy, skills for American workers, and a renewal of American values.

That’s some compelling rhetoric, right there, and I cannot possibly argue with it. It sounds all hope-y, change-y. Kind of warm and fuzzy.

This blueprint begins with American manufacturing.
On the day I took office, our auto industry was on the verge of collapse. Some even said we should let it die. With a million jobs at stake, I refused to let that happen. In exchange for help, we demanded responsibility. We got workers and automakers to settle their differences. We got the industry to retool and restructure. Today, General Motors is back on top as the world’s number one automaker. Chrysler has grown faster in the U.S. than any major car company. Ford is investing billions in U.S. plants and factories. And together, the entire industry added nearly 160,000 jobs.
We bet on American workers. We bet on American ingenuity. And tonight, the American auto industry is back.

Ok. That’s cool. What I want to know… Who’s buying all these cars they’re making? Where are they going? Where’s the money coming from? They sure as hell aren’t being driven by ME or anyone I know… It’s nice that these big corporations (or people, as you like to think of them) are once again making money. But how does that translate to the rest of us? Where my money at, son?

What’s happening in Detroit can happen in other industries. It can happen in Cleveland and Pittsburgh and Raleigh. We can’t bring back every job that’s left our shores. But right now, it’s getting more expensive to do business in places like China. Meanwhile, America is more productive. A few weeks ago, the CEO of Master Lock told me that it now makes business sense for him to bring jobs back home. Today, for the first time in fifteen years, Master Lock’s unionized plant in Milwaukee is running at full capacity.
So we have a huge opportunity, at this moment, to bring manufacturing back. But we have to seize it. Tonight, my message to business leaders is simple: Ask yourselves what you can do to bring jobs back to your country, and your country will do everything we can to help you succeed.

Why am I seeing a subtext here of “Yay! Go be a blue collar worker and work in manufacturing!”? Not that blue collar work isn’t honest work. It’s about as honest as a person can GET. But what about all those people out there who already have degrees and work experience in other, unrelated industries? How do you shift the current available work force into spaces that aren’t compatible with their skill sets? What? Go to school some MORE, to do something that will pay LESS? And while this does not apply to me so much, I can think of a number of people who might find it more than a little discouraging to take their master’s degree and stare an entry-level manufacturing job in the face. And it’s not that they’re too proud, or arrogant… it just feels like a waste of what seems like half their lives to work toward something, have the rug pulled out from under, and then be patted on the head and told, “but here, you can make widgets until you’re old and doddering, and you might even build up some of that lost retirement, too!”

Please note it will NOT go over well for a suit-wearing, financially comfortable man who has never worried about where his next meal is coming from, or when, to tell that college graduate that “we all have to make sacrifices”. Because we’ve MADE our sacrifices. Where are yours? Where is your pay cut? What entitlements and perks are you removing from POTUS and Congress and the Senate? Where are THEIR pay cuts? Because they have definitely not been doing their jobs satisfactorily.

We should start with our tax code. Right now, companies get tax breaks for moving jobs and profits overseas. Meanwhile, companies that choose to stay in America get hit with one of the highest tax rates in the world. It makes no sense, and everyone knows it.
So let’s change it. First, if you’re a business that wants to outsource jobs, you shouldn’t get a tax deduction for doing it. That money should be used to cover moving expenses for companies like Master Lock that decide to bring jobs home.
Second, no American company should be able to avoid paying its fair share of taxes by moving jobs and profits overseas. From now on, every multinational company should have to pay a basic minimum tax. And every penny should go towards lowering taxes for companies that choose to stay here and hire here.
Third, if you’re an American manufacturer, you should get a bigger tax cut. If you’re a high-tech manufacturer, we should double the tax deduction you get for making products here. And if you want to relocate in a community that was hit hard when a factory left town, you should get help financing a new plant, equipment, or training for new workers.

No argument here. Awesome plan. I’ll believe it when I see it. Also, you should probably put that into practice yesterday.

My message is simple. It’s time to stop rewarding businesses that ship jobs overseas, and start rewarding companies that create jobs right here in America. Send me these tax reforms, and I’ll sign them right away.

Yo! Congress! GET ON THAT! And you assholes had BETTER NOT put any pork, or any OTHER kind of bullshit in with those reforms. We know your ways, you sneaky bastards, and we know you’ll all try to pull strings and get special concessions for your favorite campaign contributors, or add some nonsense about an endangered cricket for your favorite lobbyist. Just put that all aside, will you? Please?

We’re also making it easier for American businesses to sell products all over the world. Two years ago, I set a goal of doubling U.S. exports over five years. With the bipartisan trade agreements I signed into law, we are on track to meet that goal — ahead of schedule. Soon, there will be millions of new customers for American goods in Panama, Colombia, and South Korea. Soon, there will be new cars on the streets of Seoul imported from Detroit, and Toledo, and Chicago.

Ok. Cool. I’m down with that. Pretty sure we all are.

I will go anywhere in the world to open new markets for American products. And I will not stand by when our competitors don’t play by the rules. We’ve brought trade cases against China at nearly twice the rate as the last administration — and it’s made a difference. Over a thousand Americans are working today because we stopped a surge in Chinese tires. But we need to do more. It’s not right when another country lets our movies, music, and software be pirated. It’s not fair when foreign manufacturers have a leg up on ours only because they’re heavily subsidized.

Alright. But I do need to make a tiny point here. It’s ALSO not fair within the borders when some corporations have an unfair advantage because they are heavily subsidized. Or when certain industries are propped up, or weirdly regulated (farming), to benefit huge corporate entities and put smaller businesses out to pasture. You can’t have it both ways, fair globally, but unfair domestically. Just sayin’.

Tonight, I’m announcing the creation of a Trade Enforcement Unit that will be charged with investigating unfair trade practices in countries like China. There will be more inspections to prevent counterfeit or unsafe goods from crossing our borders.

Cool. Can I have one of those jobs? I’m good at inspecting things… And I need a job.

And this Congress should make sure that no foreign company has an advantage over American manufacturing when it comes to accessing finance or new markets like Russia. Our workers are the most productive on Earth, and if the playing field is level, I promise you — America will always win.

Uhhhh… you do realize that if America ALWAYS wins… then it’s a pretty good indication that somehow the playing field is no longer level.

I also hear from many business leaders who want to hire in the United States but can’t find workers with the right skills. Growing industries in science and technology have twice as many openings as we have workers who can do the job. Think about that — openings at a time when millions of Americans are looking for work.
That’s inexcusable. And we know how to fix it.
Jackie Bray is a single mom from North Carolina who was laid off from her job as a mechanic. Then Siemens opened a gas turbine factory in Charlotte, and formed a partnership with Central Piedmont Community College. The company helped the college design courses in laser and robotics training. It paid Jackie’s tuition, then hired her to help operate their plant.
I want every American looking for work to have the same opportunity as Jackie did. Join me in a national commitment to train two million Americans with skills that will lead directly to a job. My Administration has already lined up more companies that want to help. Model partnerships between businesses like Siemens and community colleges in places like Charlotte, Orlando, and Louisville are up and running. Now you need to give more community colleges the resources they need to become community career centers — places that teach people skills that local businesses are looking for right now, from data management to high-tech manufacturing.


That sounds good and all, and it’s a good plan to START with, you and your buzz-words “data management” and “high-tech manufacturing”. It’s a very nice beginning to addressing a large part of current problems.

And I want to cut through the maze of confusing training programs, so that from now on, people like Jackie have one program, one website, and one place to go for all the information and help they need. It’s time to turn our unemployment system into a reemployment system that puts people to work.

Alright, but if the efforts I have personally seen toward that end are any indication, then your system is going to be ineffective, overbearing, and downright insulting, treating grown, educated persons like 5 year olds entering their first day of kindergarten. It’s demoralizing to walk in and have to take a “workshop” on how to write your resume. And that’s not to say some people don’t need assistance learning those things. But so far, the governmental efforts I’ve seen have been “one-size-fits-all” and “sit-down, shut-up, and jump-through-the-little-hoops so we can ‘help’ you find a jobs that you’re over or under qualified for, so you won’t be hired ANYway.”

These reforms will help people get jobs that are open today. But to prepare for the jobs of tomorrow, our commitment to skills and education has to start earlier.
For less than one percent of what our Nation spends on education each year, we’ve convinced nearly every State in the country to raise their standards for teaching and learning — the first time that’s happened in a generation.
But challenges remain. And we know how to solve them.

Uhoh. You’re treading dangerous ground here. It’s true we need better education, and earlier. But if you’re going where I think you’re going, you’re talking about more federal interference into individual education. Not a good idea, and certainly inefficient. Let’s see what you say next…

At a time when other countries are doubling down on education, tight budgets have forced States to lay off thousands of teachers. We know a good teacher can increase the lifetime income of a classroom by over $250,000. A great teacher can offer an escape from poverty to the child who dreams beyond his circumstance. Every person in this chamber can point to a teacher who changed the trajectory of their lives. Most teachers work tirelessly, with modest pay, sometimes digging into their own pocket for school supplies — just to make a difference.
Teachers matter. So instead of bashing them, or defending the status quo, let’s offer schools a deal. Give them the resources to keep good teachers on the job, and reward the best ones. In return, grant schools flexibility: To teach with creativity and passion; to stop teaching to the test; and to replace teachers who just aren’t helping kids learn.

Ok. Sounding pretty good. Support teachers and their efforts, grant flexibility to do what works for your students… stop teaching to the test… ok… creativity, passion… the right buzzwords, and definitely the direction we need to go… You may have something here.

We also know that when students aren’t allowed to walk away from their education, more of them walk the stage to get their diploma. So tonight, I call on every State to require that all students stay in high school until they graduate or turn eighteen.

Fuck. You just DROPPED the damned ball right on the toes of EVERY kid not cut out to go through “mainstream” education. Do NOT keep students in the classroom who are going to interfere with others who are there to learn. Do NOT set up a series of little hoops for them to jump through, unwillingly, uninterestedly. NO NO NO! Instead, offer vocational programs. Offer alternative education. Offer charter schools and homeschooling and vouchers for GOOD schools. Because that kid that’s great in shop class but SHIT in the algebra class… JUST might be a damned fine mechanic, or specialist in some other area… if given a chance to excel at a TRADE or a SKILL instead of being held to a one-size-fits-all standard! Get that kid OUT of the academic rat race where he or she will drag down other students and at best feel BAD about him/herself and at worst cause real problems in the classrom. aSet them FREE to excel in their OWN way, in a different context and different environment. DAMNIT. I really thought you were going somewhere for a minute there.

When kids do graduate, the most daunting challenge can be the cost of college. At a time when Americans owe more in tuition debt than credit card debt, this Congress needs to stop the interest rates on student loans from doubling in July. Extend the tuition tax credit we started that saves middle-class families thousands of dollars. And give more young people the chance to earn their way through college by doubling the number of work-study jobs in the next five years.
Of course, it’s not enough for us to increase student aid. We can’t just keep subsidizing skyrocketing tuition; we’ll run out of money. States also need to do their part, by making higher education a higher priority in their budgets. And colleges and universities have to do their part by working to keep costs down. Recently, I spoke with a group of college presidents who’ve done just that. Some schools re-design courses to help students finish more quickly. Some use better technology. The point is, it’s possible. So let me put colleges and universities on notice: If you can’t stop tuition from going up, the funding you get from taxpayers will go down. Higher education can’t be a luxury — it’s an economic imperative that every family in America should be able to afford.

Yeeeah… not sure there’s a quick fix, there. College is too expensive, and less and less worthwhile in the grand scheme of things. Any steps toward making it better are commendable. What’s weird is the cost and the value are not equal, and that’s where the problem comes in. The value of a college education really doesn’t balance with what it costs these days. Again the “I have a degree, but the only job available to my skill set is an entry level job that I am now utterly over-qualified for with my degree, and they won’t hire me.” Fix that.

Let’s also remember that hundreds of thousands of talented, hardworking students in this country face another challenge: The fact that they aren’t yet American citizens. Many were brought here as small children, are American through and through, yet they live every day with the threat of deportation. Others came more recently, to study business and science and engineering, but as soon as they get their degree, we send them home to invent new products and create new jobs somewhere else.
That doesn’t make sense.
I believe as strongly as ever that we should take on illegal immigration. That’s why my Administration has put more boots on the border than ever before. That’s why there are fewer illegal crossings than when I took office.
The opponents of action are out of excuses. We should be working on comprehensive immigration reform right now. But if election-year politics keeps Congress from acting on a comprehensive plan, let’s at least agree to stop expelling responsible young people who want to staff our labs, start new businesses, and defend this country. Send me a law that gives them the chance to earn their citizenship. I will sign it right away

I’m cool with ANYone who wants to be here legally, work legally, and contribute to our infrastructure being given the chance to go through the legal process of citizenship. The strength of this country has ALWAYS been in the backbone of various immigrants who came here at different periods in our history. The United States was quite literally built on the backs of immigrants from the earliest days of the nation. Those immigrants were sometimes here unwillingly, sometimes here seeking something better, but hard work, loyalty and determination to be better and to make this country better SHOULD be rewarded with a legal means to seek citizenship.

You see, an economy built to last is one where we encourage the talent and ingenuity of every person in this country. That means women should earn equal pay for equal work. It means we should support everyone who’s willing to work; and every risk-taker and entrepreneur who aspires to become the next Steve Jobs.
After all, innovation is what America has always been about. Most new jobs are created in start-ups and small businesses. So let’s pass an agenda that helps them succeed. Tear down regulations that prevent aspiring entrepreneurs from getting the financing to grow. Expand tax relief to small businesses that are raising wages and creating good jobs. Both parties agree on these ideas. So put them in a bill, and get it on my desk this year.

You’re sounding frighteningly moderate, sir, and perhaps as though you have EVEN been listening to reason! Good on ya. Congress… do it. And remember. No pork. No special interest sneakies. We are always watching. We never forget.

Innovation also demands basic research. Today, the discoveries taking place in our federally-financed labs and universities could lead to new treatments that kill cancer cells but leave healthy ones untouched. New lightweight vests for cops and soldiers that can stop any bullet. Don’t gut these investments in our budget. Don’t let other countries win the race for the future. Support the same kind of research and innovation that led to the computer chip and the Internet; to new American jobs and new American industries.

Nowhere is the promise of innovation greater than in American-made energy. Over the last three years, we’ve opened millions of new acres for oil and gas exploration, and tonight, I’m directing my Administration to open more than 75 percent of our potential offshore oil and gas resources. Right now, American oil production is the highest that it’s been in eight years. That’s right — eight years. Not only that — last year, we relied less on foreign oil than in any of the past sixteen years.

Great. So build the fucking pipeline, already.

But with only 2 percent of the world’s oil reserves, oil isn’t enough. This country needs an all-out, all-of-the-above strategy that develops every available source of American energy — a strategy that’s cleaner, cheaper, and full of new jobs.
We have a supply of natural gas that can last America nearly one hundred years, and my Administration will take every possible action to safely develop this energy. Experts believe this will support more than 600,000 jobs by the end of the decade. And I’m requiring all companies that drill for gas on public lands to disclose the chemicals they use. America will develop this resource without putting the health and safety of our citizens at risk.
The development of natural gas will create jobs and power trucks and factories that are cleaner and cheaper, proving that we don’t have to choose between our environment and our economy. And by the way, it was public research dollars, over the course of thirty years, that helped develop the technologies to extract all this natural gas out of shale rock — reminding us that Government support is critical in helping businesses get new energy ideas off the ground.
What’s true for natural gas is true for clean energy. In three years, our partnership with the private sector has already positioned America to be the world’s leading manufacturer of high-tech batteries. Because of federal investments, renewable energy use has nearly doubled. And thousands of Americans have jobs because of it.

When Bryan Ritterby was laid off from his job making furniture, he said he worried that at 55, no one would give him a second chance. But he found work at Energetx, a wind turbine manufacturer in Michigan. Before the recession, the factory only made luxury yachts. Today, it’s hiring workers like Bryan, who said, “I’m proud to be working in the industry of the future.”

Our experience with shale gas shows us that the payoffs on these public investments don’t always come right away. Some technologies don’t pan out; some companies fail. But I will not walk away from the promise of clean energy. I will not walk away from workers like Bryan. I will not cede the wind or solar or battery industry to China or Germany because we refuse to make the same commitment here. We have subsidized oil companies for a century. That’s long enough. It’s time to end the taxpayer giveaways to an industry that’s rarely been more profitable, and double-down on a clean energy industry that’s never been more promising. Pass clean energy tax credits and create these jobs.

K. Sounds good. Clean energy, cleaner air, cleaner water, less reliance on foreign oil. Good direction to head, for sure. Don’t jack it up.

We can also spur energy innovation with new incentives. The differences in this chamber may be too deep right now to pass a comprehensive plan to fight climate change. But there’s no reason why Congress shouldn’t at least set a clean energy standard that creates a market for innovation. So far, you haven’t acted. Well tonight, I will. I’m directing my Administration to allow the development of clean energy on enough public land to power three million homes. And I’m proud to announce that the Department of Defense, the world’s largest consumer of energy, will make one of the largest commitments to clean energy in history — with the Navy purchasing enough capacity to power a quarter of a million homes a year. Of course, the easiest way to save money is to waste less energy. So here’s another proposal: Help manufacturers eliminate energy waste in their factories and give businesses incentives to upgrade their buildings. Their energy bills will be $100 billion lower over the next decade, and America will have less pollution, more manufacturing, and more jobs for construction workers who need them. Send me a bill that creates these jobs.

You’re starting to sound campaign-y. I’d like to trust that this is all going to happen, but… I’ve already watched you, and all your predecessors over the last 3 decades, pull similar shenanigans. SO… I’ll believe it when I see it, slick. I’m rootin’ for it. I am.

Building this new energy future should be just one part of a broader agenda to repair America’s infrastructure. So much of America needs to be rebuilt. We’ve got crumbling roads and bridges. A power grid that wastes too much energy. An incomplete high-speed broadband network that prevents a small business owner in rural America from selling her products all over the world. During the Great Depression, America built the Hoover Dam and the Golden Gate Bridge. After World War II, we connected our States with a system of highways. Democratic and Republican administrations invested in great projects that benefited everybody, from the workers who built them to the businesses that still use them today.
In the next few weeks, I will sign an Executive Order clearing away the red tape that slows down too many construction projects. But you need to fund these projects. Take the money we’re no longer spending at war, use half of it to pay down our debt, and use the rest to do some nation-building right here at home.

WHOA, there, hoss. Just use ALL that (not) excess money, ELIMINATE the debt, and then nation-build all you want. The government really should set an example for all us people who have become addicted to the OLD way of doing things… living on credit, barely keeping up with interest. It’s what got us to where we are, and YOU, our elected representatives, need to tighten the nation’s belt just as we are tightening our personal belts, and paying shit off before building that new room we need.

There’s never been a better time to build, especially since the construction industry was one of the hardest-hit when the housing bubble burst. Of course, construction workers weren’t the only ones hurt. So were millions of innocent Americans who’ve seen their home values decline. And while Government can’t fix the problem on its own, responsible homeowners shouldn’t have to sit and wait for the housing market to hit bottom to get some relief. That’s why I’m sending this Congress a plan that gives every responsible homeowner the chance to save about $3,000 a year on their mortgage, by refinancing at historically low interest rates. No more red tape. No more runaround from the banks. A small fee on the largest financial institutions will ensure that it won’t add to the deficit, and will give banks that were rescued by taxpayers a chance to repay a deficit of trust.
Let’s never forget: Millions of Americans who work hard and play by the rules every day deserve a Government and a financial system that do the same. It’s time to apply the same rules from top to bottom: No bailouts, no handouts, and no copouts. An America built to last insists on responsibility from everybody.

Hey. That’s what I just said, but what you already said you weren’t going to do. Now you’re just being inconsistent.

We’ve all paid the price for lenders who sold mortgages to people who couldn’t afford them, and buyers who knew they couldn’t afford them. That’s why we need smart regulations to prevent irresponsible behavior. Rules to prevent financial fraud, or toxic dumping, or faulty medical devices, don’t destroy the free market. They make the free market work better.
There is no question that some regulations are outdated, unnecessary, or too costly. In fact, I’ve approved fewer regulations in the first three years of my presidency than my Republican predecessor did in his. I’ve ordered every federal agency to eliminate rules that don’t make sense. We’ve already announced over 500 reforms, and just a fraction of them will save business and citizens more than $10 billion over the next five years. We got rid of one rule from 40 years ago that could have forced some dairy farmers to spend $10,000 a year proving that they could contain a spill — because milk was somehow classified as an oil. With a rule like that, I guess it was worth crying over spilled milk.

Now don’t go getting all goofy. You’re the president, for God’s sake. Show some dignity. ;) Save the stupid jokes for a press conference pardoning a turkey or something.

I’m confident a farmer can contain a milk spill without a federal agency looking over his shoulder. But I will not back down from making sure an oil company can contain the kind of oil spill we saw in the Gulf two years ago. I will not back down from protecting our kids from mercury pollution, or making sure that our food is safe and our water is clean. I will not go back to the days when health insurance companies had unchecked power to cancel your policy, deny you coverage, or charge women differently from men.
And I will not go back to the days when Wall Street was allowed to play by its own set of rules. The new rules we passed restore what should be any financial system’s core purpose: Getting funding to entrepreneurs with the best ideas, and getting loans to responsible families who want to buy a home, start a business, or send a kid to college. So if you’re a big bank or financial institution, you are no longer allowed to make risky bets with your customers’ deposits. You’re required to write out a “living will” that details exactly how you’ll pay the bills if you fail — because the rest of us aren’t bailing you out ever again. And if you’re a mortgage lender or a payday lender or a credit card company, the days of signing people up for products they can’t afford with confusing forms and deceptive practices are over. Today, American consumers finally have a watchdog in Richard Cordray with one job: To look out for them.
We will also establish a Financial Crimes Unit of highly trained investigators to crack down on large-scale fraud and protect people’s investments. Some financial firms violate major anti-fraud laws because there’s no real penalty for being a repeat offender. That’s bad for consumers, and it’s bad for the vast majority of bankers and financial service professionals who do the right thing. So pass legislation that makes the penalties for fraud count.
And tonight, I am asking my Attorney General to create a special unit of federal prosecutors and leading state attorneys general to expand our investigations into the abusive lending and packaging of risky mortgages that led to the housing crisis. This new unit will hold accountable those who broke the law, speed assistance to homeowners, and help turn the page on an era of recklessness that hurt so many Americans.

See, this is what I was complaining about earlier… and it’s FAR too little, FAR too late. But at least you’re doing something. Go to it. And SHOW us the accountability. All of it. Openly. Transparently.

A return to the American values of fair play and shared responsibility will help us protect our people and our economy. But it should also guide us as we look to pay down our debt and invest in our future. Right now, our most immediate priority is stopping a tax hike on 160 million working Americans while the recovery is still fragile. People cannot afford losing $40 out of each paycheck this year. There are plenty of ways to get this done. So let’s agree right here, right now: No side issues. No drama. Pass the payroll tax cut without delay.
When it comes to the deficit, we’ve already agreed to more than $2 trillion in cuts and savings. But we need to do more, and that means making choices. Right now, we’re poised to spend nearly $1 trillion more on what was supposed to be a temporary tax break for the wealthiest 2 percent of Americans. Right now, because of loopholes and shelters in the tax code, a quarter of all millionaires pay lower tax rates than millions of middle-class households. Right now, Warren Buffett pays a lower tax rate than his secretary.
Do we want to keep these tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans? Or do we want to keep our investments in everything else – like education and medical research; a strong military and care for our veterans? Because if we’re serious about paying down our debt, we can’t do both. The American people know what the right choice is. So do I. As I told the Speaker this summer, I’m prepared to make more reforms that rein in the long term costs of Medicare and Medicaid, and strengthen Social Security, so long as those programs remain a guarantee of security for seniors. But in return, we need to change our tax code so that people like me, and an awful lot of Members of Congress, pay our fair share of taxes. Tax reform should follow the Buffett rule: If you make more than $1 million a year, you should not pay less than 30 percent in taxes. And my Republican friend Tom Coburn is right: Washington should stop subsidizing millionaires. In fact, if you’re earning a million dollars a year, you shouldn’t get special tax subsidies or deductions. On the other hand, if you make under $250,000 a year, like 98 percent of American families, your taxes shouldn’t go up. You’re the ones struggling with rising costs and stagnant wages. You’re the ones who need relief.
Now, you can call this class warfare all you want. But asking a billionaire to pay at least as much as his secretary in taxes? Most Americans would call that common sense.

Yup. You’re right, here. Class warfare exists only when there is discrimination between people of different income levels. If the rich are paying AT LEAST as much as I am, proportionally, I’m ok with that. It’s when they pay less, proportionally, that I have a problem. Asking them to pay a bit MORE proportionally, at least temporarily, is not out of the question, so long as it doesn’t remain that way, because then that isn’t fair either. and when I get rich (pipe dream) I certainly want to pay my fair share, but don’t want to be gouged in the pocketbook just because I DO make more. That’s wrong. But a quick fix, to fix the country, temporarily? If it were me, I wouldn’t mind any more than Warren Buffet (who, I believe, has espoused that very notion.)

We don’t begrudge financial success in this country. We admire it. When Americans talk about folks like me paying my fair share of taxes, it’s not because they envy the rich. It’s because they understand that when I get tax breaks I don’t need and the country can’t afford, it either adds to the deficit, or somebody else has to make up the difference — like a senior on a fixed income; or a student trying to get through school; or a family trying to make ends meet. That’s not right. Americans know it’s not right. They know that this generation’s success is only possible because past generations felt a responsibility to each other, and to their country’s future, and they know our way of life will only endure if we feel that same sense of shared responsibility. That’s how we’ll reduce our deficit. That’s an America built to last. I recognize that people watching tonight have differing views about taxes and debt; energy and health care. But no matter what party they belong to, I bet most Americans are thinking the same thing right now: Nothing will get done this year, or next year, or maybe even the year after that, because Washington is broken.
Can you blame them for feeling a little cynical?

More good campaign-y rhetoric, but certainly spot on… Go on…

The greatest blow to confidence in our economy last year didn’t come from events beyond our control. It came from a debate in Washington over whether the United States would pay its bills or not. Who benefited from that fiasco?
I’ve talked tonight about the deficit of trust between Main Street and Wall Street. But the divide between this city and the rest of the country is at least as bad — and it seems to get worse every year.

Uh huh…. aaaaand….

Some of this has to do with the corrosive influence of money in politics. So together, let’s take some steps to fix that. Send me a bill that bans insider trading by Members of Congress, and I will sign it tomorrow. Let’s limit any elected official from owning stocks in industries they impact. Let’s make sure people who bundle campaign contributions for Congress can’t lobby Congress, and vice versa — an idea that has bipartisan support, at least outside of Washington. Some of what’s broken has to do with the way Congress does its business these days. A simple majority is no longer enough to get anything — even routine business — passed through the Senate. Neither party has been blameless in these tactics. Now both parties should put an end to it. For starters, I ask the Senate to pass a rule that all judicial and public service nominations receive a simple up or down vote within 90 days.
The executive branch also needs to change. Too often, it’s inefficient, outdated and remote. That’s why I’ve asked this Congress to grant me the authority to consolidate the federal bureaucracy so that our Government is leaner, quicker, and more responsive to the needs of the American people.

HO! Haaaaaang on there, Prez…
Fact: The president does not need ANY more authori-tie. Also, I think debate about judicial and public service nominations is CRUCIAL. We are not necessarily well-served by “streamlining”, or speeding up, some of these processes. I’m not comfortable with rushing something through just because the president thinks it’s a good idea. We don’t live in a dictatorship, and I do NOT want to move ANY closer to having one. Thanks. But no thanks. Some things just need to go through the process, to be sure we, the people, are best served, not the agenda of a single man who sits in the office without sharp angles. Nice try, slick. You don’t need any more power. You’re SUPPOSED to be remote. And if you’re inefficient and outdated, fix that without changing your role, my man.

Finally, none of these reforms can happen unless we also lower the temperature in this town. We need to end the notion that the two parties must be locked in a perpetual campaign of mutual destruction; that politics is about clinging to rigid ideologies instead of building consensus around common sense ideas. I’m a Democrat. But I believe what Republican Abraham Lincoln believed: That Government should do for people only what they cannot do better by themselves, and no more. That’s why my education reform offers more competition, and more control for schools and States. That’s why we’re getting rid of regulations that don’t work. That’s why our health care law relies on a reformed private market, not a Government program. On the other hand, even my Republican friends who complain the most about Government spending have supported federally-financed roads, and clean energy projects, and federal offices for the folks back home. The point is, we should all want a smarter, more effective Government. And while we may not be able to bridge our biggest philosophical differences this year, we can make real progress. With or without this Congress, I will keep taking actions that help the economy grow. But I can do a whole lot more with your help. Because when we act together, there is nothing the United States of America can’t achieve.
That is the lesson we’ve learned from our actions abroad over the last few years.

As long as you’ve ACTUALLY learned it, we’re good.

Ending the Iraq war has allowed us to strike decisive blows against our enemies. From Pakistan to Yemen, the al Qaeda operatives who remain are scrambling, knowing that they can’t escape the reach of the United States of America.
From this position of strength, we’ve begun to wind down the war in Afghanistan. Ten thousand of our troops have come home. Twenty-three thousand more will leave by the end of this summer. This transition to Afghan lead will continue, and we will build an enduring partnership with Afghanistan, so that it is never again a source of attacks against America.

Hey, how about, instead, we STOP interfering in the internal politics of sovereign nations, and STOP letting the CIA train and prop up dictators that piss off and HURT their own people? How about we abandon the notion we’ve had, over the past 100 years, that we need to have our fingers in EVERY single political pie in the world, and instead just defend our borders, build true and lasting goodwill among nations, and LEAD BY FUCKING EXAMPLE?! (Such as… upholding our own Constitution, rather than gutting it.) How about that? I mean, yeah, get out of Afghanistan (because we never should have gone there to start with)… but let’s do these other things, too. We have come TOO far in the last century to cling to the old ideals that countries whose social structures and cultures seem alien to our own are inferior and must be saved from themselves. That’s just not the case. We must lead by example, and the integrity of our adherence to human rights, our Constitution, and committment to liberty will stand as its OWN testament to all nations and peoples.

As the tide of war recedes, a wave of change has washed across the Middle East and North Africa, from Tunis to Cairo; from Sana’a to Tripoli. A year ago, Qadhafi was one of the world’s longest-serving dictators — a murderer with American blood on his hands. Today, he is gone. And in Syria, I have no doubt that the Assad regime will soon discover that the forces of change can’t be reversed, and that human dignity can’t be denied.
How this incredible transformation will end remains uncertain. But we have a huge stake in the outcome. And while it is ultimately up to the people of the region to decide their fate, we will advocate for those values that have served our own country so well. We will stand against violence and intimidation. We will stand for the rights and dignity of all human beings – men and women; Christians, Muslims, and Jews. We will support policies that lead to strong and stable democracies and open markets, because tyranny is no match for liberty.

Ok. Right. That’s good… Um, what about at home? Indefinite detention of citizens ring any tyranny bells? How does THAT fall in with human rights and liberty? The increasing thuggery of law enforcement against US citizens? Ummm… Perhaps we need to clean up our own back yard before we start judging the yards of others.

Once again, your rhetoric is pretty, and oh, so inspiring, talking about dignity, and liberty, and all… but what about the dignity and liberty of a person just trying to get on a plane to go to a wedding, but being detained (yes, DETAINED, just like Rand Paul was DETAINED, since the definition of detained is “to keep someone from proceeding”) by TSA so that their colostomy bag fills and soaks their pants, not to mention missing their flight? WHERE’S THE FUCKING DIGNITY IN THAT?!

Fix THAT, before you go pontificating about how other peoples and nations should fix their own atrocities.

And we will safeguard America’s own security against those who threaten our citizens, our friends, and our interests. Look at Iran. Through the power of our diplomacy, a world that was once divided about how to deal with Iran’s nuclear program now stands as one. The regime is more isolated than ever before; its leaders are faced with crippling sanctions, and as long as they shirk their responsibilities, this pressure will not relent. Let there be no doubt: America is determined to prevent Iran from getting a nuclear weapon, and I will take no options off the table to achieve that goal. But a peaceful resolution of this issue is still possible, and far better, and if Iran changes course and meets its obligations, it can rejoin the community of nations. The renewal of American leadership can be felt across the globe. Our oldest alliances in Europe and Asia are stronger than ever. Our ties to the Americas are deeper. Our iron-clad commitment to Israel’s security has meant the closest military cooperation between our two countries in history. We’ve made it clear that America is a Pacific power, and a new beginning in Burma has lit a new hope. From the coalitions we’ve built to secure nuclear materials, to the missions we’ve led against hunger and disease; from the blows we’ve dealt to our enemies; to the enduring power of our moral example, America is back. Anyone who tells you otherwise, anyone who tells you that America is in decline or that our influence has waned, doesn’t know what they’re talking about. That’s not the message we get from leaders around the world, all of whom are eager to work with us. That’s not how people feel from Tokyo to Berlin; from Cape Town to Rio; where opinions of America are higher than they’ve been in years. Yes, the world is changing; no, we can’t control every event. But America remains the one indispensable nation in world affairs — and as long as I’m President, I intend to keep it that way.

Bullshit. You have to say that. You’re the president. We’re just not as relevant in the role of “leadership”, and our position has changed DRASTICALLY. It is true that the USA does still play a crucial role in world politics, but that role MUST evolve from the arrogant stance of “leader” by brute strength, to “leader” by example. And that does NOT mean I think we need to wuss out and become militarily weak. But we need to stop using that as our lead argument.

That’s why, working with our military leaders, I have proposed a new defense strategy that ensures we maintain the finest military in the world, while saving nearly half a trillion dollars in our budget. To stay one step ahead of our adversaries, I have already sent this Congress legislation that will secure our country from the growing danger of cyber-threats.

Fine. But do NOT use that as an excuse to abridge our liberties here at home. Do NOT use that as an excuse for unlawful search and seizure, of property, OR of data. If you do, then you are no better than the regimes you denigrate. We are watching. And we, the people, will not allow our rights to be abridged or trampled.

Above all, our freedom endures because of the men and women in uniform who defend it. As they come home, we must serve them as well as they served us. That includes giving them the care and benefits they have earned — which is why we’ve increased annual VA spending every year I’ve been President. And it means enlisting our veterans in the work of rebuilding our Nation. With the bipartisan support of this Congress, we are providing new tax credits to companies that hire vets. Michelle and Jill Biden have worked with American businesses to secure a pledge of 135,000 jobs for veterans and their families. And tonight, I’m proposing a Veterans Job Corps that will help our communities hire veterans as cops and firefighters, so that America is as strong as those who defend her.
Which brings me back to where I began. Those of us who’ve been sent here to serve can learn from the service of our troops. When you put on that uniform, it doesn’t matter if you’re black or white; Asian or Latino; conservative or liberal; rich or poor; gay or straight. When you’re marching into battle, you look out for the person next to you, or the mission fails. When you’re in the thick of the fight, you rise or fall as one unit, serving one Nation, leaving no one behind.

Yes, yes. Good, good. You’re a good little campaigner. Rah, rah. Wave the flag. We love our veterans. (And we do. Not arguing with that.)

One of my proudest possessions is the flag that the SEAL Team took with them on the mission to get bin Laden. On it are each of their names. Some may be Democrats. Some may be Republicans. But that doesn’t matter. Just like it didn’t matter that day in the Situation Room, when I sat next to Bob Gates – a man who was George Bush’s defense secretary; and Hillary Clinton, a woman who ran against me for president.
All that mattered that day was the mission. No one thought about politics. No one thought about themselves. One of the young men involved in the raid later told me that he didn’t deserve credit for the mission. It only succeeded, he said, because every single member of that unit did their job — the pilot who landed the helicopter that spun out of control; the translator who kept others from entering the compound; the troops who separated the women and children from the fight; the SEALs who charged up the stairs. More than that, the mission only succeeded because every member of that unit trusted each other – because you can’t charge up those stairs, into darkness and danger, unless you know that there’s someone behind you, watching your back.

Kudos! Way to throw that in there, “Look how nicely we did it, this assassination of the nasty, bad man.” “Separated the women and children…” Oh yes. It was all done with such precision, and it’s just so awesome. Well OF COURSE IT WAS DONE WITH PRECISION. It was done by fucking SEALS. Everything they DO is with precision. For fuck’s sake. It’s their JOBS, and they train long and hard to do it right. At the end of the day, though, they should get as MUCH credit and fanfare for all the OTHER things they do that we never know about. All the dark, uncertain nights. All the swift actions they carry out. All the things that are NOT a feather in the cap of a political figure who happened to be the one in office when the opportunity came. Thanks for blowing their horn, truly… but it’s so damned obvious that you’re trying to take credit for writing the song you’re blowing on their horn. And you just really shouldn’t. It wasn’t you. It wasn’t your administration. It wasn’t the fact that you were president when it happened. It was the fact that those SEALS were long prepared to do the job, and when the opportunity came, you, just as anyone else who might have been sitting in your chair would have, made a QUALITY decision to just LET THEM DO THEIR JOBS.

So it is with America. Each time I look at that flag, I’m reminded that our destiny is stitched together like those fifty stars and those thirteen stripes. No one built this country on their own. This Nation is great because we built it together. This Nation is great because we worked as a team. This Nation is great because we get each other’s backs. And if we hold fast to that truth, in this moment of trial, there is no challenge too great; no mission too hard. As long as we’re joined in common purpose, as long as we maintain our common resolve, our journey moves forward, our future is hopeful, and the state of our Union will always be strong.

Meh. A weak ending to what was clearly a “LOOK! Looky what *I* did!” campaign punch. It’s true, so it’s got that going for it. We ARE all in this together, and all that. But WE, the people, … well, too many of us are feeling very strongly that WE (us and you DC denizens) are NOT in this together, and that YOU (the DC denizens) think far too little of us, and treat us like children. We are not. We deserve your respect, and your service, JUST as we are served so valiantly by the heroes of our armed forces. THEY get it. You still don’t. So strap on a little humility… and I’m not just talking to you, Mr. President. I’m talking to all of you, walking around in your expensive suits, taking meetings, having lunches, making speeches… You REALLY need to get in touch with who we are… all of us… and stop trying to control us. Stop trying to legislate our morals. Stop trying to control our behavior. Stop taking away our liberties in the name of safety. Because I can guarantee you, that is NEVER going to work, and will only backfire in a myraid of possible ways. You’ve already seen the whisperings and stirrings of it. It’s not a threat. It’s just an inevitability. Get it together. Engage in some true humility. Save us. Save yourselves,and your jobs. We are watching.

Thank you, God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.

So be it. Truly. Make it so. So mote it be. Amen.

How long has it been since I’ve blogged?!

Posted January 17th, 2012 by admin

I don’t know. Don’t want to know. But here I am. Again.

Life certainly hasn’t slowed down.

I’m still bellydancing here and there, and part of the movement to get a local MECDA chapter up and running. We’re well on our way with that. There are a good number of local people ready for a thriving bellydance community here, and I think it will be a very good thing.

Still burlesquing. Just not as actively. It’s still fun, and fabulous. I just have to reignite my inspiration (and lose 30 pounds so I FEEL inspired).

I have a couple business ventures I’ve started. One is my own Lia Sophia business, helping people host jewelry parties in their homes, so THEY can get free jewelry and other awesome bonuses, while earning income myself. It’s a good fit. I like sparkly things. I like to share sparkly things with other people… Presenting to other people isn’t a problem, and I get to keep and wear all the jewelry I use as sample/display, so it’s all good. So what if it’s not fine jewelry? It’s still pretty.

I’m also dabbling in a Visalus business, more to use the product than anything, but my parents have been doing it, and they’ve both lost weight and had improved blood sugar levels! (They both have diabetes.)

Still Suicide Lounge-ing here and there, and it’s still fun. We keep adding new material every so often, so it never gets stale.

The rest of life is… life. Mostly frustrating, sometimes exhilarating, nearly always interesting. (The old curse “may you live in interesting times” comes to mind.) I could still use a job and a steady income. Not necessarily in that order. I do keep busy.

Maybe I’ll update here more often. Talk about new things I’ve tried recently, etc…

OH! Speaking of which… I got a new toy! It’s not a big deal, but I like this sort of thing. Intuit gave me a credit card reader that I can use with my iphone and Intuit’s GoPayment app… so when I’m getting paid for a gig, or getting paid for some costume-y thing I’m selling, I can tell people that I accept credit cards. Just swipe it through the reader, input the dollar amount, have them sign the touch screen and we’re done. If you have a smart phone, you can get one too. They send it to you for free, and it’s a small transaction percentage, but totally worth it to me, for the convenience. Just go to the Intuit site to read more about it.

Support my podling and her school. Now. I mean it.

Posted July 22nd, 2010 by admin

CLA 72
(I’ll bet this guy would agree with me…)

I was originally going to post the following as a comment on this post in the Fresno Beehive, but it got too long, so decided to sound off here in my private corner.

Mother Earth dying…

Um. Not really.

She goes through cooling and warming trends over the millenia, and what’s happening now is no different than what has been happening for millions of years.

When there weren’t as many people on the rock with all their huge cities and instant communications, these sorts of things weren’t globally noticed. But now we know instantly when there’s tidal surge on the other side of the world. This stuff happens.

Then Algore finishes “inventing the internet”, and decides to invent a new emotional global crisis as well. And gets awards he doesn’t deserve for something that isn’t accurate, when other people who have contributed far more to humankind (especially in peace AND entertainment) than he has are ignored.

And then people run around screaming “the sky is falling, the sky is falling”, and see portents of doom in natural climate changes. Because Algore ghost wrote a book and made a movie.

Mother Earth is not dying. She’s just doing what she does. She’s moving air and water and earth all over herself as she always has, in response to lunar and solar influence. Because those heavenly bodies move in cycles as well.

The puny humans crawling all over the earth just have to learn to deal with it. Adapt. That’s what we did to get where we are. But suddenly, now, we think we can halt the inevitable, and natural, shift of climate, and keep the climate right where we want it to stay.

And THAT is a bad idea, one… because it wouldn’t be healthy for “mother earth” to do that, and two… because it won’t work anyway. (I’m not saying that gives us leave to toss our styrofoam cups in the ocean. Don’t get me wrong.) We’re better off making efforts to find ways to adapt to what HAS happened and IS happening, and finding ways to reduce our petroleum dependence for fuel. Petroleum has many other uses that can’t be ignored, but when we have viable alternatives for fuel, why are we not using them where it makes sense?

The earth will not die. Various species might; and if people don’t figure out how to live efficiently, the human species might, but the earth… it will still be here (provided we don’t blow it up because of the inability for world leaders to get their heads out of their collective asses and realize THE PEOPLE don’t give a shit about global dominance… we just want to be able to feed our kids, and enjoy our lives).

Earth will still be here, moving air and water and dirt all over itself.

Mother Earth is not dying. But people are. Let’s focus on the people, hey?

(For the record, I do not see the planet as a female entity. It’s a planet. A rock in space with stuff on it. The whole “she” thing is just a response to the title of the Beehive post.)

Addendum:

Thanks for the link to that, Steve.

And where, oh where, is MY Charlton Heston?
Sigh.

So I’m not Lost…

Posted August 21st, 2009 by admin

Years have gone by, and many folks are still enamored of this television phenomenon called “Lost”.

I never watched it. It didn’t seem like something I would really be into. But many have found it to be a source of great dramatic entertainment. Rehearsals were cut short so the latest installment would not be missed. Discussions of it were couched in tones of awe and wonder. I was never quite curious enough, and besides, I don’t like to watch things when I haven’t seen the beginning.

Finally, season 1 is available to watch instantly on Netflix. I decided to see what all the flap is about.

Apparently, nothing.

I’ve watched episode 1. It made me laugh. But I’m giving it a chance. Episode 2 is running, and it’s not giving me much, either.

It’s just like when I read a book. If it doesn’t grab me within a few pages, odds are that I won’t finish it.

Lost has only a few more pages to go to grab me.

Why am I not seeing what so many other people seem to see?

Test blog

Posted June 15th, 2009 by admin

Trying to get my blog to post to Facebook as well… let’s see if this works!

David Letterman vs. Sarah Palin

Posted June 15th, 2009 by admin

Letterman is a douche bag. Or, at least, he’s a moron that doesn’t preview the jokes prepared by douchebag writers. He’s consistently crotchety, cranky, rude, crass, and not at all respectful toward women. But he doesn’t need to lose his job over it.

Sarah Palin needs to learn to be ABOVE this kind of inflammatory nonsense. A simple, “I am disappointed that such a well-known funny man would so recklessly risk being identified as finding statutory rape and abuse of a teen as a source of comedy. It is not funny, nor is open misogyny.” would suffice.

And that should be that.

But instead, we have calls for his being fired.

That’s like insisting that a private citizen who donated to the Prop 8 campaign be fired from his job because of his personal moral beliefs. Just because someone believes and supports something others don’t agree with does NOT mean they should lose a job over it unless it is directly interfering with that person’s ability to perform job duties.

David Letterman is sometimes amusing, sometimes not. I don’t find it funny when a person disparages a woman for being a woman. Sarah Palin is not everyone’s favorite political figure. There are folks who didn’t vote for McCain simply because they didn’t like HER, even though they were ok with him. So America has already shown its preference.

This is what makes her an easy target for hack writers who can’t find anything better to make jokes about. So what if she was in New York? Why call attention to it? Because you need attention to make a showing against a competing network late night talk show that’s got new and interesting things going on. It’s just a cheap shot.

That’s ALL late night talk show jokes are about. They’re cheap shots. Some are just classier about it than others.

So let’s treat it like that’s what it is. Express disappointment. Boycott advertisers if you wish. I unknowingly boycott 99% of those advertisers because I’m jobless, can’t pay my bills as they are, and have no money to not support them with ANYway. I have far bigger things to worry about than David Letterman behaving rudely.

Don’t say the man should be fired. Just let him be the same crass-tastic jerk he’s always been on television.

And leave Sarah Palin out of the news. For heaven’s sake. Let the woman go see a ball game with her family if she wants! If she starts running for office again… then she’s fair game, and knows that’s the price you pay for being in the public eye. Until then, let her quietly be the middle class governor of Alaska who is NOT our current vice president.

Alaskans might care about her antics in New York, but really… the rest of us don’t. And she’s not funny. Her young daughters are not funny. And no, she does NOT look like a slutty stewardess, no matter how much you might LIKE her to be one in your fantasies.

Which brings me to another point. I could write pages and pages on the way women who have run for political office are portrayed. Chicks on all sides of the political spectrum are portrayed alternately as cold-hearted, bitchy, and sexless, or brainless, slutty and irrelevant; none of which ANY of the women who have made it to ANY political office are. There is no happy medium for a woman. If you prove efficient and determined, you’re a calculating bitch. Yet if you show you have a heart and feelings, you’re too emotional. If you exhibit a sense of personal style and grooming, you’re slutty or trying too hard, or calling undue attention to your femininity when you should be paying attention to the issues at hand. But if you don’t make an attempt at being attractive, then you’re not a real woman, and you’re clearly too cold and heartless to be a good person.

You can’t win, ladies. And you have to be FAR stronger than any man to soldier on.

And God forbid you have a family. If you do, expect them to be dragged into the muck right along with you.

No, the only woman who stands a chance in the world of governance is a woman who HAS demonstrated that she has a heart, but has clearly sacrificed all for her public alone, and no longer has personal impediments to distract her from caring for the public and the job at hand. She must have been human, but have moved on to a saintly aloofness. She must be visibly touched, but remain untouchable. Jibes at her personal life or her past must be utterly beyond her concern, while she is only openly concerned about others, and their plight. And it ALL has to be utterly honest and genuine. The public can smell insincerity from across the globe.

The woman who would be a public servant must truly sacrifice herself entirely in service to the public. No man ever has to sacrifice as much to hold office as a woman does. And I honestly think THIS is why we still have not had a woman president. No woman can be both sexless and sexy, cold and warm-hearted, innocent and beyond reproach, yet knowledgeable and savvy all at once. If she is appreciated for her femininity, she is not completely respected as a leader. If she is respected as a leader, she is not completely appreciated as a woman. Our society demands that women be either one or the other entirely, and still can not handle the fact that many (most) women have the innate capacity for all of these things combined.

I’m not saying it’s right. I’m just saying that’s the way it is, even in our so-called modern and enlightened society.

A Fairy Tale for you.

Posted March 30th, 2009 by admin


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I Am A Very Bad Blogger

Posted March 27th, 2009 by admin

I haven’t blogged in far too long. So here’s the update.

I still need a job. Anybody have one for me?

I’m still alive. Busy as heck, but that’s only because I’m so focused on STAYING alive that I’m doing almost anything for a buck. I’d rather have a real job. It makes life so much more serene.

Anybody want me to ghost-blog, or ghost-tweet for them? I’m for hire.

Podling is well. Horrid child gets to go to Disneyland without me. Kidding. She’s not horrid, just bloody lucky. I want her to have the most wonderful time.

Off to Marhaba at Full Circle tonight. Come say hi to me, I’m working the door. The music promises to be good. Looking forward to it.

I’ll blog for real soon. I will. You’ll see.

So Far in 2009…

Posted February 16th, 2009 by admin

Because I still have nothing worthwhile to say. I know, it’s so BORING when people do these as blog posts.

So far in 2009…

Have you had a girlfriend or boyfriend?
Nope.

Have you had your birthday?
Not until July.

Been to church?
Nope.

Cried yet?
Mercifully, no. I’ve cried far too much over the past few years. I think I’m now too numb to feel enough to cry.

Had someone close to you pass away?
Not this year. Please no, not this year.

Pulled an all-nighter?
No. I need my sleep these days.

Drank Starbucks?
Umm… I don’t think so. Not this year.

Gone shopping?
Yes. With the pod. Things were purchased. Mostly for her. She’s a young lady now, you know.

Gone to the movies?
Probably?

Been to the beach?
Nope.

Bought something for over 100 dollars?
Nope. I am the broke. So… so… very… broke.

Met someone new?
I’m constantly meeting new people, and can never remember their names the next time I see them, and feel so horrible because they apparently know me and I’m staring blankly and smiling… It’s tragic.

Been out of your home state?
Not this year. Not least year, either. Maybe I’ll never leave again. This is likely.

Gone snowboarding/skiing?
Nope. I don’t do things that could break bones. Not since the Skateboarding Incident of Thanksgiving 07.

In The Past Month…

Kissed someone?
No. Nobody loves me who qualifies for such an honor.

Slept in a friend’s bed?
Nope.

Snuck someone over?
What are we? 12?

Snuck out of your own house?
Why would I do this? To fool myself? I live alone.

Been in a bar?
Yah. Sung in a bar, eaten in a bar, had meetings in a bar, hung out with friends in a bar…

Gotten a car?
I WISH! But Violet, she’s a trooper and still runs, and we love her.

Gone over your cell phone minutes?
At this point I don’t think this is possible. People don’t love me enough to talk to me long enough to use up my cell phone minutes.

Been called a whore/bitch/skank/slut?
Yes. And I never appreciate it. Ever. Not. Ever. I hate it.

Drove somewhere?
Yes. I have to drive to get ANYwhere.

Done something you regret?
I don’t regret things.

Gotten caught…?
Doing what? The things I do, I do with full intention. If someone “catches” me doing something, it’s something THEY don’t like, but I’m ok with.

Lasts…

Thing you bought?
Body wash for the shower.

Person to call you?
RP. About rehearsal.

When was the last time you felt stupid?
Oh, that’s a daily occurrence. I’m just a big dork.

The last time you felt worried?
Right now. Money. As in, I have none, and there are a LOT of people who want it from me, but I’ve none to give, and I’d like to give them what they want, but I can’t. Not yet.

When was the last time you walked/ran over a few miles?
Not recently enough. I enjoy walking and need to do it more.

Who was the last person who saw you cry?
hmmm. Not sure. Might have been CH… because I very rarely allow myself to be seen crying.

Who was the last person who made you cry?
I know who it was. You don’t need to know.

Who was the last person you watched a movie with?
The podling and a roomful of her teenage friends who were there for her birthday sleepover.

Who was the last person you danced with?
I… don’t remember. I think it was a bunch of ladies. Who are learning to take their clothes off on stage.

Who did you last yell at?
I don’t yell at people. I get gravely quiet. If I yelled I’d blow off steam and things would be alright. Instead, I get very, very serious. And then I could be dangerous.

Who last told you they loved you?
The sweet podling, because she’s the only person on earth who really DOES truly love me.