Joy Unconfined

Today, it states: Tomato ballerinas to 16 Imagine that. Little tomatoes dancing around…but…to 16 what? Will I EVER understand?

I have just enough mental energy to say… I do so love our Xanadu. I can hope I will learn to be as steady, and firm in my convictions, as she. Now. If I can JUST decide what those convictions are, I’ll have me a real good start on that there goal.

At Tickle.Com ….they tell me my score is 136. And it says this: Your Intellectual Type is Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You’ve got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in [...]

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WHO is the moron giving this man more children? Someone who is embroiled in so much strangeness really…should NOT be rearing young humans! No amount of money could persuade me to bear a child for this guy. Then again…I think I am extremely selective about who I WOULD bear a child for…but even so… I [...]

Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods. – W. H. Auden I hate when that happens. The running out of goods part, I mean.

Honestly… you’d think the Dems would come out and refute his accusations rather than whine about the manner in which it was delivered. Oh. Wait. Are they avoiding the issue by redirecting attention to the trivial rather than the important subject? Hmmmmmm….

Mr. Beeeulll….if you’re reading this, you must be told that I think you’re brilliant. And hilariously witty. You make the mundane entertaining, sir.

On one, I scored 122. (Not bad.) That one’s at: IQ test labs On another I scored 141. (Um…) And it can be found here: Test Cafe OBVIOUSLY, they’re scored differently. I know better than to think I’m a genius, but at least both results say I’m “intelligent”. That’s better than “You’re so stupid you’re [...]

Yeah, well… I’d rather have the money. Relationships are a pain in the ass, and are never real anyway.