Joy Unconfined

1. Date/Time born: July 29, 1969 1:30 p.m. 2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Joy Dawn 3. Nicknames: Jo, Hop, Frog, Toad, Joyous, Joyful 4. Number of candles on your last birthday? 29. It’s all I’ll allow, but it has been thus for 7 years. 5. Pets? A very neurotic doggy named Sugar. [...]

Behaving normally means I’m lying. No…seriously. Most of these are the way I behave normally. Let’s analyze: Touching the chin or rubbing the brow (I do this frequently) Crossed arms or legs (I always have something crossed. Always drawn in. It’s protective.) Playing with hair (Yup. Me.) A line of perspiration on the brow if [...]

Watched Pulp Fiction. And laughed my ass off. God I love those movies. Watched Good Will Hunting. The end irritates me. “I had to go see about a girl.” Dumbass. Forget the girl, be successful, make a lot of money, and there’ll be a lot of girls. Putting life on hold for love is the [...]

Not as if I haven’t noticed this. I have a high pain tolerance. Quite high. And I tend to be fairly emotionless. And I was put on blood pressure meds in my mid-20s. But what does it mean? I’m so tired of useless ‘medical’ information. I cope pretty well because I naturally tend toward high [...]

You’re supposed to put the things you’ve done in bold. Hm. Should be interesting. 01. Buy everyone in the pub a drink 02. Swim with wild dolphins 03. Climb a mountain (It was a very SHORT mountain…) 04. Take a Ferrari for a test drive (I’m afraid I’d never want to take it back, then [...]

Apologies to Hoobastank, but I just really find their song “The Reason” annoying because it perpetuates a romanticized view of love in which one person claims to ‘live’ for another. That’s hogwash, and a very bad idea to boot. I certainly don’t want anyone ‘living for’ me, and I don’t plan to ‘live for’ anyone [...]

I took this quiz. And got this answer: Which Nigerian spammer are You?

I took the quiz: You scored 11 out of 17. You are appropriately medicated. Teehee I’m not a boy.

And I am NOT posting the result I got from just putting in “Joy”. What Makes You Sexy? by eva71 Name/NickName Gender Sexy Body Part Is Your Boobs Special Talents Are Giving The Rub Down Quiz created with MemeGen!

And happy Friday the 13th world! And to any triskaidekaphobics out there…a leering, mischievous, evil grin. Muahaha!