You’re supposed to put the things you’ve done in bold. Hm. Should be interesting.

01. Buy everyone in the pub a drink

02. Swim with wild dolphins

03. Climb a mountain (It was a very SHORT mountain…)

04. Take a Ferrari for a test drive (I’m afraid I’d never want to take it back, then I’d be on the run for years…)

05. Been inside the great pyramid

06. Held a tarantula

07. Take a candlelit bath with someone

08. Say ‘I love you’ and mean it (Repeatedly)

09. Hug a tree

10. Do a striptease

11. Bungee jumped

12. Visit Paris

13. Watch a lightning storm at sea

14. Stay up all night long, and watch the sun rise. (Repeatedly)

15. Seen the Northern Lights

16. Go to a huge sports game – football, rugby, baseball, etc. (I was little. I hated it.)

17. Walk the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa

18. Grown and ate your own vegetables

19. Touch an iceberg.

20. Sleep under the stars

21. Change a baby’s diaper (Uh…repeatedly)

22. Take a trip in a hot air balloon (A trip, no, but I’ve been up in one. I don’t think that counts, though.)

23. Watch a meteor shower (Many times)

24. Get drunk on champagne (Drunk? No. I’ve never been drunk. A little warm and pleasant, though)

25. Give more than you can afford to charity

26. Look up at the night sky through a telescope (And I saw Saturn and Jupiter and…)

27. Have an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment (Far too frequently. I don’t fit in this world.)

28. Have a food fight

30. Take a sick day when you’re not ill (Back when I was a 9 to 5er, oh yeah)

31. Ask a stranger out (I’d never do this.)

32. Have a snowball fight

33. Photocopy your bottom on the office photocopier (Nobody’d wanna see that. *I* wouldn’t wanna see that.)

34. Scream as loudly as you possibly can (Cathartic. Haven’t in a while. Need to again…)

36. Enact a favorite fantasy (Maybe I should…)

37. Take a midnight skinny dip

38. Take an ice cold bath

39. Have a meaningful conversation with a beggar (He was a Vietnam vet, nice guy…a little confused, but nice.)

40. See a total eclipse

41. Ride a roller coaster

42. Hit a home run (HAAAAhahahaha…me? No. Never.)

43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days (Not by choice. I’d rather take the three weeks, but yeah.)

44. Dance like a fool and not care who’s looking (All the time.)

45. Adopt an accent for an entire day (Sometimes I don’t notice I’m doing it. How scary is THAT?)

46. Visit the birthplace of your ancestors

47. Actually feel happy about your life, even for just a moment (Believe it…or not.)

48. Have two hard drives for your computer

49. Visited all 50 states (Not yet, but my Gram did)

50. Loved your job (It was a fleeting moment.)

51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced (And I won’t do it again. It’s too pathetic to see, and annoys me.)

52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (Never happen)

53. Have amazing friends

54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country (Sounds fun…maybe someday.)

55. Watch a wild whale give birth

56. Stolen a sign

57. Backpacked in Europe

58. Taken a road-trip

59. Rock climbing

60. Lied to foreign governments official in that country to avoid notice

61. Midnight walk on the beach

62. Sky diving

63. Visit Ireland

64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love (Who hasn’t?)

65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had lunch/dinner with them

66. Visit and/or tour Japan

67. Benchpress your own weight

68. Stolen from your parents (Yes, it’s a shameful thing. I think they knew, though. I was a kid.)

69. Alphabetized your CDs

70. Pretended to be a superhero (What self-respecting child hasn’t?)

71. Sang karaoke

72. Lounged around in bed all day

73. Posed nude in front of a room full of strangers (No, I was too much of a prude when it would have been a viable option, and now it would just be scary for them.)

74. Been Scuba diving

75. Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye (No, but Santana’s Abraxas album is a good one to do it to…)

76. Kissed in the rain

77. Played in the mud

78. Played in the rain (At every opportunity)

79. Gone to a drive-in theater

80. Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it (I’m guessing this is a yes, since I have a policy of never regretting anything.)

81. Visited the Great Wall of China

82. Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your lj has discovered it

83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better

84. Started a business

85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken

86. Toured ancient sites around the Mediterranean

87. Taken a Martial Art Class

88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman

89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight (Yes! I’m a geek! I admit it! Stop staring.)

90. Gotten married

91. Been in a movie

92. Crashed a wedding reception

93. Loved someone you shouldn’t have

94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy (Or so I’ve been told.)

95. Gotten divorced

96. Had sex at the office

97. Gone without food for 5 days (This is not unusual for me.)

98. Made cookies from scratch

99. Won first prize in a costume contest

100. Ridden a gondola in Venice

101. Gotten a tattoo

102. Find that the texture of some materials can turn you on (Heh. Heh…)

103. Rafted the Snake River

104. Been on Television news programs as an “expert”

105. Gotten flowers for no reason. (Apparently I don’t inspire these sorts of gestures.)

106. Masturbated in a public place (Does it count if you had help?)

107. Gotten so drunk you don’t remember anything

108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug

109. Performed onstage with a famous symphony orchestra

110. Been to Las Vegas

111. Recorded music

112. Eaten shark

113. Had a one night stand

115. Saw Siouxsie live

116. Bought a house

117. Been in a combat zone

118. Buried your father (Not yet. Thank God.)

119. Had your pubic hair waxed off (Not yet. Thank God? hehehe. But I’ve done it a more painful way. I don’t recommend it.)

120. Been on a cruise ship

121. Speak more than one language fluently

122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone

123. Bounced a check

124. Performed in Rocky Horror

125. Read – and understood – your credit report

126. Raised children Still doin’ it. Wonder if I’ll be successful.

127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy (It’s slinky, it’s slinky…It’s fun and a wonderful toy…)

128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour

129. Created and named your own constellation of stars

130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country

131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did

132. Called or written your Congressman

133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over (Tempting…)

134. ….more than once?

135. Run the Golden Gate Bridge

136. “Sang” loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you know someone is looking. (I’ve done this since the day I started driving, and I alternately turn and smile at the person while singing…or just stare at them while singing.)

137. Had an abortion, or your female partner did

138. Had plastic surgery

139. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived.

140. Wrote articles for a large publication

141. Lost over 100 pounds

142. Held someone while they were having a flashback

143. Flown an airplane

144. Petted a stingray

145. Broken someone’s heart

146. Helped an animal give birth (yes. Icky.)

147. Been fired or laid off from a job (But it was because I wanted to be laid off. “Would you like us to lay you off?” “Yes.” “Ok, you’re laid off.”)

148. Won money on a T.V. game show

149. Broken a bone

150. Killed a human being (I’ve rather seriously considered it…and that’s not a joke. Only personal ethics stopped me from trying.)

151. Gone on an African Photo Safari

152. Ridden a motorcycle

153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph (Ohhhhh yeah. My heart’s racing just thinking about it. There’s nothing like speed…)

154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced

155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol

156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild

157. Ridden a horse

158. Had major surgery

159. Had sex on a moving train (Sounds interesting…)

160. Had a snake as a pet

161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon (I was little. It was hot. I’ll never do it again because of the memory.)

162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing (Impossible. I hate flying. I’d never relax enough around an airplane for that to happen. Well, unless I’m sedated…that might work.)

163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours (Um. Is that unusual?)

164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states (No. Only 4)

165. Visited all 7 continents (What a wonderful goal! I’d like to do that.)

166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days

167. Eaten kangaroo meat

168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground (Been to one, didn’t fall in love there.)

169. Been a sperm or egg donor

170. Eaten sushi (Yum!)

171. Had your picture in the newspaper.

172. Had 2 or more healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime (How interesting that I can say that.)

173. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about (I’m very persuasive.)

174. Gotten someone fired for their actions

175. Gone back to school (Not yet. I should. I will. I must.)

176. Parasailed

177. Changed your name (I’d have to do this if I gave in to temptation and did #133)

178. Petted a cockroach

179. Eaten fried green tomatoes

180. Read the Iliad

181. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read, just to see what all the fuss was about

182. Dined in a restaurant and stole silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them. (No. But I know someone who’s done this…and NOT because they needed them. They just…felt like it.)

183. …and got 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you

184. Taught yourself an art from scratch (I’m not artsy that way.)

185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating

186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt

187. Skipped all your school reunions (No, but I’m considering making that a policy in the future)

188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language (In kindergarten…my teacher spoke to my parents in some concern that I kept playing with the kids who didn’t speak English.)

189. Been elected to public office

190. Written your own computer language

191. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream (I wish!)

192. Had to put someone you love into hospital care

193. Built your own PC from parts. (Maybe someday)

194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you

195. Had a booth at a street fair

196: Dyed your hair

197: Been a DJ

198: Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal

199: Written your own Role Playing Game (I did say I’m a geek, after all.)

200: Been arrested