Joy Unconfined

Ew. Just ew. In so very many ways, ew.

So… Homeland Security is keeping us secure from…what, again? 25 year old puzzle games that nobody cares about? Because, like, there’s certainly not anybody out there calling himself Azzam the American threatening that our streets will run with blood and it’ll be worse than 9/11… No. Nobody’s doing THAT. I mean, what does Homeland Security [...]

Reference this article. I personally think RESPONSIBLE church leaders would NOT endorse any candidate so openly, and here’s why: People are sheep. Sheep tend to follow along with the trend. I do not want ANY elected official in office simply because a bunch of sheep listened to a leader and voted for the guy they [...]

Apparently this is vintage advice for ‘the good wife’. And, also apparently, I’m not her. You’ll see why: “Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are [...]

I haven’t had connectivity for over 24 hours. Yesterday, customer service said “Oh, there’s an outage in your area, it’ll be back up, but we can’t give you a time.” Today they said “There’s no outage in your area. Sounds like you’ll have to have a technician come out.” So I’ve an appointment for Friday, [...]

“You must remember this, a kiss is still akiss”. Your romance is Casablanca. Aclassic story of love in trying times, chockfull of both cynicism and hope. You obviouslybelieve in true love, but you’re alsoconstantly aware of practicality and societalexpectations. That’s not always fun, but atleast it’s realistic. Try not to let the Nazisget you down [...]

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You’re a Vampire. Vampires were the creatures ofthe night that were believed to live off ofhuman blood. Count Dracula, being the mostfamous vampire, set the stereotype. They haddark hair and pale skin from being away fromthe sunlight. If they actually existed, it’svery possible they had the skin disease thatmade you allergic to the sun so [...]

You’re the smirk,a frown-smile hybrid that’s alittle bit cocky and usually associated withevil or arrogant,but attractive people.Youprobably just don’t give a damn,but it’severyone else’s fault if you don’t becauseyou’re too awesome to have any real faults. What Kind of Smile are You? brought to you by Quizilla