So… Homeland Security is keeping us secure from…what, again?

25 year old puzzle games that nobody cares about?

Because, like, there’s certainly not anybody out there calling himself Azzam the American threatening that our streets will run with blood and it’ll be worse than 9/11… No. Nobody’s doing THAT.

I mean, what does Homeland Security have to do, after all?

We’re almost there. We’re getting close. Pretty soon the thought police will knock on your door to see whether you’re thinking and saying and doing the politically correct thing. And that politically correct thing will be determined by whatever asshole gets planted in the chair at the oval office.

Our government should NOT have this kind of power over the people.

It’s wrong.