Joy Unconfined

You scored as alternative. You’re partially respected for being an individual in a conformist world yet others take you as a radical. You have no place in society because you choose not to belong there – you’re the luckiest of them all, even if your parents are completely ashamed of you. Just don’t take drugs [...]

You scored as Clio. You are Clio, the muse of history. You love academic pursuits, but still know to have fun. You’re a bit of a tease and a prankster. Clio 81% Melpomene 81% Urania 75% Terpischore 69% Polyhymnia 62% Euterpe 56% Calliope 56% Erato 50% Thalia 25% Which of the Greek Muses are you?created [...]

You scored as Verin. You are Verin Mathwin! You seem to have your head in the clouds, but really you are a clever manipulator who is clearly focused on what you want in life. Verin 90% Graendal 80% Moiraine 65% Berelain 65% Egwene 65% Nynaeve 65% Lanfear 50% Liandrin 25% Which Wheel of Time female [...]

Hazardous Materials Information Sheet Material Safety – Data Sheet “WOMAN” a chemical analysis. Element : Woman Symbol : WO Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted as 110lb but known to vary from 100 to 500lbs Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas with trace areas in most others. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1) Surface is usually covered in [...]

You Are From Mercury You are talkative, clever, and knowledgeable – and it shows. You probably never leave home without your cell phone! You’re witty, expressive, and aware of everything going on around you. You love learning, playing, and taking in all of what life has to offer. Be careful not to talk your friends’ [...]

You Are a Snarky Blogger! You’ve got a razor sharp wit that bloggers are secretly scared of.And that’s why they read your posts as often as they can! What kind of blogger are you? This is the way it USED to be, boys and girls.

Yet another form of self-expression and self-examination denied me, because it is no longer my own.

Hokay. This is me? Eeeentewesteen. I’m supposed to look for a Vapor Trail? WhatEVAH.

And WHY do I laugh? Not so much because the subject is funny…but because I think little girls who do this (and I’ve run across them in my time online) are, well… laughable.