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Cats: miscellanea|Hazardous Materials Information Sheet
Material Safety – Data Sheet
“WOMAN” a chemical analysis.
Element : Woman
Symbol : WO
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 110lb but known to vary from 100 to 500lbs
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas with trace areas in most others.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1) Surface is usually covered in powder or painted film
2) Boils at nothing. Freezes for no reason.
3) Melts if given special treament.
4) Bitter if incorrectly used.
5) Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.
6) Yields to pressure applied gently to selected points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1) Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and most precious stones.
2) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3) May explode spontaneously without warning or reason.
4) Softens and takes on a “rosy” glow when soaked in hot water.
5) Activity greatly increases with saturation in alcohol.
6) Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1) Highly ornamental – especially in sports cars
2) Can be a great aid to relaxation
TESTS
1) Pure specimen turns a bright pink when discovered in a natural state.
2) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS
1) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2) Possession of more than one specimen is considered illegal.
