Oh, the freedom… of honesty.
Cats: miscellanea|
The new fashion in blog crapocity. Therapy. Catharsis. Uselessness.
The Rules:
* List ten things you want to say to people, but know you never will.
* Don’t say who they are, use people only once.
* All who read this must post in their own blog. (But WILL they?)
1. You aren’t fooling anyone. I’m on to you and your little games. Stop faking nice. No one’s buying it.
2. Get therapy. Find counseling. Do something, because everyone thinks you’re nuts, and no one takes you seriously.
3. Are you sure?
4. It’s been HOW many years? I never write back. I never call back. Why haven’t you given up on me?
5. Leave me the fuck alone!
6. Try being a bit more assertive. Quit waiting for everyone to do the right thing by you. They won’t. People just aren’t that nice.
7. Stop using me and start seeing my value.
8. So… I guess the old cliche “Be careful what you ask for” is true, isn’t it?
9. Why didn’t you call to say you couldn’t come?
10. Your influence is not as grand as you think it is, but it certainly serves my purpose for you to think so.
To paraphrase someone else, I will neither confirm nor deny any suspicions held of whether these statements apply to any specific person or persons.
Suffer in paranoia, or believe I made it all up. No skin off my nose.
