Joy Unconfined

She’s too exquisite. Too clean. She moves with grace and poise. Her smile launches a thousand ships of dreams. Pristine and perfect. Her touch is intoxicating. Her voice a breathy whisper of promise. Oh, such beauty as to break the heart. But I roll with a new crowd now. She doesn’t know what she’s in [...]

In the course of conversation I was asked “What makes you cry?” And being really bad at conversation, and not mentally quick enough to sufficiently evaluate and come up with a concise answer, I gave an easy one. Not untrue, mind, just easy. I said “Usually happy things.” using a recent wedding as example. And [...]

I like Fridays. It’s the day I sleep for hours and hours and hours with no one to bother me. It’s a lovely thing. So, here’s something amusing for a Friday. It’s one of the most amusing things I’ve ever found online. Shakespeare for the modern, idiot audience. It’s old news, been around for years, [...]

Can I be this talented and dedicated to at least ONE thing in my life? Got introduced to this rather amazing thing while surfing other blogs. Jayzus!

In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day on September 19, I give you… my new moniker: Slashin’ Jezebel Slaughter I also got, on variations of my name, Cheatin’ Eve Bonny and Cap’n Angelina Redbeard. Aye, surrre an’ I be likin’ ‘em.

But instead of the color in the picture, it will be of the forest green material here, with black lapels. I have been drooling over one of these for years. YEARS, I say! It’ll be along the lines of the Abbey Road coat, but, you know… long. And veritably ass-KICKING! Ahem. Hello. My name is [...]

A John Cusack movie. German hotdogs with sauerkraut. Skipping out on my psych class. (but that’s only because I woke up with this weird hives/rash thing)

But I still have a chip on my shoulder the size of a small nation. At least I recognize it. At least I’m functioning once more. Well, mostly. Rather than being boring about what’s going on inside my head, I’ll be boring about what’s been going INTO my head over the last three to four [...]