Things you can buy for me for my birthday. It’s Sunday. In case you were wondering…

Size M. Please. Decepticon preferred. I just like the color better is all.

Because these would be appropriate for me.

Because everyone should have one. I… don’t have one.


Because I might travel. And I
don’t trust ANYone, ANYwhere.

If I can’t travel securely, at least I could travel in duct tape style…

I don’t know… I just think it’s cool and covet it greatly.

And… to confirm that I have expensive tastes:

I know. Isn’t it just?

The dress, not the chick…

The DRESS, NOT the CHICK!