Archive for September, 2007

Valentines Year Round

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The back of this says: To DorisFrom Kenneth What’s interesting is that this is one of the smallest in the collection. It’s only a couple of inches tall. Also, penciled in very small is “1ยข” A valentine that cost 1 cent. I just think that’s so cool. Somebody spent a penny so they could give [...]

Dear world.

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I don’t care anymore. No amount of effort or trying gets me anywhere. No amount of caring results in anything good. I’m copping out. I’m giving in. You have been notified. Please to make a contribution through the little “donate” button. Thank you, And have nice day.

Show up, or I’ll kick your…

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Ask me. I dare ya. Suicide Lounge is pulling together a last minute gig for Thursday, Sept 27 at Last Call (formerly known as Zapp’s Park) on Abby (Blackstone) just South of Olive. 9:30 pm If you’re in Fresno, I expect to see you there. (And if any of you out of town people want [...]

My iPhone is SO much sexier now…

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that I “improved” it. Nice clean screen… Replaced the ATT logo with the sexy 007 logo… It’s all grey and silver now… Customized some other stuff… Oh no. I’m not done. But I’m having a lovely time.

Love it.

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These are the Asylum Streets Spankers bringing you “Stick Magnetic Ribbons on Your SUV” My cunt…My cunt…My country’s calling me AssholeAssholeA soldier I will be To pissTo pissTwo pistols by my side A whoreA whoreA horsey I will ride…. I’m sitting here in IraqAnd I wish that I had eyeballs in the back It’s a [...]

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!!

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Yup, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates By popular demand … 10. What are YOU doing here? 9. Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … (this one is never completed) 8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! 7. So, [...]

NOW do you see why I got an iPhone?

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Dear PoD

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Are you one to be questioning the updating of blogs? Unless, of course, the commenter claiming to be PoD is NOT the PoD, in which case… FIE upon you, and shame! Actually… FIE upon you, and shame! no matter who y’are.

Random

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Definition: Friking: v. The act of frolicking and fucking, simultaneously. Example: John was friking everywhere.

Portraiture… Nudity…

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I’m going to sit for a portrait. For this artist. And perhaps I’ll be also posing for a nude for an upcoming project he’s doing. Monday. Monday is when I’m sitting. I like his work. I’m excited. I’m nervous. Kamotion! Tips?