Joy Unconfined

TO MY VALENTINE Canned Peaches are dandy,They make a big hit,But canned Pairs are nicer ~Y’gotta admit. To Glen H. From E. Mae It’s so punny!

Guess what *I* got? I starts with an ‘i’ and ends with a ‘phone’. Due to the generosity of a very kind, probably TOO kind, benefactor, I now have my very own iPhone. (No. A real one. But yeah, somebody actually knitted one.) It’s… really quite fun. From the time I got that puppy home [...]

Yeah. I know. Nasty word. So, to get things started off right… read this. Have a giggle before you read me complaining. It IS expensive. Even if you are NOT using attorneys. We aren’t. Frankly, the agreements have been easy, it’s just getting the paperwork to get done. Properly. In a timely manner. And still… [...]

Supposedly… people are leaving me voicemail that I never get. This is confirmed by the fact that someone who does NOT have reason to lie to me has said they left me a voicemail that NEVER came through. It’s a conspiracy by AT&T to ruin my life. It must be. Either that or they just [...]

1. I couldn’t come up with ANYthing at all for a sports theme. 2. I’m not in the mood to discuss any of my body parts, even my elbows. 3. Um… there’s no 3. I just like triplets. In lieu of that, I found THIS… and I think it’s cool.

Still waiting for ONE suitcase. You know, that one that ended up going to Phoenix, though somehow it managed to follow me all the way to Vegas before taking that little detour. I called yesterday. They said they would have it delivered. The phone call was at noon. The guy said it could take 4-5 [...]

Get a grip. People hate sissies. No one’s ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time. One would THINK… I’d be over all this. Seriously. It’s been… well… long enough. But sometimes…

How is it that luggage checked in when *I* check in… going the same place *I* am going… cannot arrive when I do? It happened when I got there… no luggage. I had to go to Target and buy clothes to wear to the memorial service on Saturday. Everything on my body for that service [...]

It’s true. Anywhere we went, the toilets were just… like… “whoooosh!!” and it was all gone. So… in honor of that… kind of… the kids and I (E and Em) sat around during dinner at Hooters (yes, that’s where we went) and discussed a list of euphemisms for… well… you know… “That thing you do…do.” [...]

Posting this one early, because, well… I’m going to be busy on Saturday. I have a memorial service to attend to for someone who has had more impact on my life than most other people I know, and yet I’ve only seen her face to face a few times. But those were, and still are, [...]