But not in the way Walt Whitman meant.
I’m just a walking static factory. Everything I touch gets a charge. Or I get a charge from it. Or… something.
Even when it has been raining for at least 24 hours… I’m still the static queen. I KNOW it isn’t the “dry valley air”.
I’m just… that “body electric” part of “I sing the body electric”.
And I still got no action forthcoming.
Nope.
That being said… I want.
No, not THAT… (I mean, I DO want that, but… I can’t… that is, you see… meh. It’s complicated. ANYway…)
What I’m referring to is this:
January 24th, 2008 - 9:46 am
OK… at first I thought it was some kind of digital nail clipper. Go figure!
January 25th, 2008 - 8:18 am
I so need one of these! Let me know when they are back in stock. I’ll buy one for you and one for me!