To my Valentine
Another wee bobblehead.
To Glen
From Boyd
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Mother and Father’s middle name)
Um. No. Social Engineering, you sly dog, hittin’ me RIGHT out of the gate, eh?
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Nope, nope nope.
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Mohjo
LOL!!!!
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal!)
Red Dragon
Yeah. That’s original.
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Back again so soon, Social Engineering?
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning)
Green the Scotch Rocks
um…
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 3 letters of your last name)
Joler
8. GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Green Tea Thin Mint
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name).
Sugar Figarden
10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Maitresse Sees
11. PORN NAME: (1st pets name, street you grew up on)
Misty Springfield (Yeah, Social Engineering, I know you’re there, but I never use that one. So nyah!)
Fresno Famous is currently collecting votes for its ‘Famous Choice Awards’. Voting is over to the right of the front page.
Some familiar names have been nominated in different categories. Suicide Lounge has been added in the band category (and if you were to go vote for us, that would be much appreciated). Marcel Nunis is nominated in the blog category. Ashtree Studios have been added in the art gallery category. Full Circle Brewery is listed as one of many great places to get your drink on.
And I’m pulling for “as yet untapped potential” in the Thing About Fresno category.
Whatever your vote, you should vote. It’s a LOT better than the “Best of…” nonsense that ran in the local paper, where Starbucks was voted best coffeehouse. I mean… seriously. When Olive Garden becomes best restaurant, you’ll KNOW something is wrong with our society. But by then it will be too late.
It all depends on how you answer these things, what mood you’re in…
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Me and Ann-Margret, I guess… I could do worse than to mature as she has.
| Romance
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Even though romance and intelligence are both 26.3%, it lists romance as my most important. But… what if… intelligence is most important? Hm? What if?
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You have a sexual hidden talent. You might not look it but you are a dynamo in bed. Most of your lovers think that it is from years of practice, but really, you were just born with it. |
I have NO idea how this conclusion can be had from the lame-ass questions this quiz asks.
Katherine HepburnKnown as a Hollywood rebel, Miss Hepburn didn’t follow any of the rules. Still, she had what it takes to make it. She is often cited as the best screen actress ever.
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Ok. Katherine Hepburn’s cool. I can deal with that.
James DeanWild and unpredictable, James personified the new, rebel-without-a-cause troublemaker of the 1950s. He can be tough, but still tender with his lady.
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Yup. He’s hot.
Click the pictures and use your back button to read the little story.
Yup. Easter always did have something to do with a moral lesson, don’tchaknow.
Be good and behave.
This one’s pretty large.
No eye so bright, no foot so light,
No heart so tender and true,
As those of a little girl
Who can set my heart a-twirl
And that little Girl is
YOU.
To Doris
From Jerry
xo
Aww…
He put the ‘xo’ after he signed it on the back…
Ummm…
Er…
I’m not…
That is, I don’t THINK I am…
Am I?
I got a free dinner last night. I’ll blog about that on Fresnocentric.com later.
This is my HNT, though.
See? There’s my hand. Grasping a glass of something called… um… “somethingsomethingsomething Raspberry Lambic Ale”.
It was reddish. And pretty. Thing is… after wandering through a place with a slightly watered-down ambience of an Irish pub… my mouth was watering for some nice, chewy, yummy beer-like substance.
Yeah. So if you’re looking for something like that, and you’re a woman, do NOT let the waitress recommend something from the menu.
She meant well. I’m sure she took one look at me and went “Oh… she’ll want something a little lighter, a little more girly…”
So I ended up with something that tasted suspiciously like raspberry iced tea, without the tea, and just a hint of weak beer aftertaste.
It… was… horrible.
NOT what I was looking for. Killed the whole “Hey, I’m in an Irish pub in Fresno” mood.
To her credit, upon finding that I couldn’t STAND that awful sweet, fluffy, ridiculous excuse for an ale (Don’t call it ale if it’s not going to taste even remotely like some sort of hoppy substance, please) she did bring me, um… I think the name was something like “Smithwick’s”. Whatever it is, it’s pronounced “SMIT-icks”. (You can see lecram’s glass of that very thing in the photo.)
That was QUITE pleasing. Thank you.
I was happy once more, and well able to choke down my unremarkable cheeseburger with havarti.
Oh! And Happy Persian New Year! (Or… Happy Ostara!)
Though I did live a rather large portion of it… yeep.
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Oh… and guys for whom this might be a theme song need not apply.