So I’m taking these burlesque classes. Last week’s assignment was to find a song. I have the song.

Now… if you’ve ever seen a burlesque performance, the best and most fun of them all have a ‘theme’ that dictates the costuming and the character portrayed by the dancer.

Here’s an example or two.

I’m having trouble coming up with something to portray. I love my song, it’s the right length, it’s got enough bounce, but with enough dynamic slow bits to make for interesting pauses and such…

I just need a character.

SO… this is the part where I need help, and the part where there might be something in it for you.

Put your suggestions for a character to dance, and any costuming ideas, or ‘mini-story’ ideas for the song in the comments for this post. If your suggestion is what I choose to use… then when I eventually dance this locally, I’ll make sure you get free admission to the show. (Even if I have to pay for it myself.)

This accomplishes a few things. 1. I get a bunch of ideas for the theme for this bit. (And maybe ideas for future themes.) 2. If I choose one (which I probably will because I’m too lazy to come up with my own) I have committed myself to making sure there is a show locally. 3. I will also have committed myself to performing in said show rather than just standing on the sidelines while facilitating it. 4. You get a free show, of more than just me, since if there IS a show, there will be at least one other person in it. Perhaps more.

As I see it… win-win (and win, and win).

So here’s the song, Really Wanted You by Emmit Rhodes. Give it a listen, free your mind, and help me come up with a fun and cute, or alternately saucy and smoldering, character to don while performing the tease.

These are the lyrics, in case that matters to you:

Billy knocked two teeth out

Got five stitches in the chin

I was dying inside babe

I don’t mind the pain

When I needed someone

Tell me who came along

I was hoping you’d come

Cause I really wanted you

Yes I really wanted you

I was sleepless till dawn

With a heart breaking down

I’ve been lonely too long

Cause I really wanted you

Yes I really wanted you

Billy knocked two teeth out

Got five stitches in the chin

I was dying inside babe

I don’t mind the pain

Well the moon starts to yawn

With every morning sun

Now the darkness is gone

Cause I really wanted you

Yes I really wanted you for so long