Can you fill this out without lying?
I could. If I wanted to. Probably will.

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
The mouth of a 2 liter bottle of Sprite.

Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
On the cheek.

Where was your default picture taken?
On the stage at Full Circle Brewery

Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
The podling.

Can you play guitar hero?
I’ve only played it once. Not bad for a beginner.

Last time you walked further than a block?
Sunday.

Name someone that made you laugh today?
Charles.

When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends?
Eh? This makes no sense. Wait, this is a Myspace thing… um… Friday evening.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
Um… til about 11:30. I was rehearsing.

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
I would have a year ago.

Ever been kissed under fireworks?
I don’t remember. It’s sort of been a long time.

Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Dunno. I don’t keep track of these things.

Do you believe ex’s can be friends?
I would have said no until I got divorced. Now I can say yes.

Do you prefer to call or text?
Depends. Sometimes a call, sometimes text.

How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
I am indifferent.

When was the last time you cried really hard?
About… oh… 7 or 8 months ago.

Where are you at right now?
At home. What will be home for another week or so.

Mentally?
Uninvolved.

Emotionally?
Numb.

What bed did you sleep in last night?
My own, of course. I have no reason to sleep in another.

What was the last thing someone bought for you?
Dinner. And it was good.

Does that count?
Count for what? Gifts ALWAYS count.

When is your birthday?
July 29

Who took your profile picture?
APJ

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Don’t remember.

Was yesterday better than today?
No.

Can you live a day without TV?
Most certainly.

Are you mad about anything?
Mad crazy… yes. Mad angry… no.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Depends on the person and the relationship.

The last time you spent the night at someone’s house?
I don’t remember.

When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
Sunday morning.

Are you a bad influence?
I imagine I could be. If asked nicely.

night out or night in?
Depends on what’s going on, and who I’m with.

Are you more of an individual or an outgoing person?
Individual, probably.

What items could you not go without during the day?
Food and water.

Would you share a drink with a stranger?
Only if I was dying of thirst. Like… literally dying.

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
My Dad when he had heart surgery.

Last hug?
Not sure. Probably RP or Nate or someone at the gig.

Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
I don’t particularly care. I don’t think it’s clever, OR attractive, but do what you want.

Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
I don’t drink much of either.

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No. What a silly waste of shoes.

What does the last text message in your inbox say?
“What time does he have to be there?”

How do you feel about your life right now?
Indifferent.

Explain why you last threw up?
I’d rather not. It involves overwhelming heartbreak to the point of being unable to eat.

How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
mmm… twice? I think?

Do you hate anyone?
Yes. And I want them to die horribly.

Do you talk dirty to people?
No.

If we were to look in your phone inbox, what would we find?
My guess is a voicemail or two. That’s what’s usually there.

Will you have a valentine this year?
I had my lovely date-friend this year. I doubt I’ll have one next year.

Anyone upset you lately?
Upset? No. Disappoint? Yes.

Last person you talked to on the phone?
Chuck.

Can you easily tell if someone is fake?
Usually.

How’s your heart?
Still broken.

Say you were given a drug test right now, Would you pass?
Of course.

Have you ever fallen into a rose bush?
No, but I’ve fallen into a pomegranate tree.

What did you do right before you started filling this out?
Sent out an email reminder for my event tomorrow night.

Have you had any Beers today?
No.

How many?
No “Beers”.

What are you doing tonight?
Meeting with someone to discuss the gig tomorrow.