I don’t know why I do these things. They’re all the same. Here, YOU do it…

Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Yes.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Never.

Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
Fall asleep on back, wake up on side, usually.

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yes.

How do you feel about chocolate covered strawberries?
I am in favor of them. I could support this issue.

Are you self-conscious?
Consistently.

How do you vent anger?
Venomous Vindictive Grudge.

How did your day start off?
The same as every other day. By my eyes opening and me wishing they had not.

Does anyone hate you?
Don’t know. Don’t care.

Can you handle the truth?
Sometimes it takes a while, but I always get around to getting a handle on it.

Favorite fair food?
Ummm… Don’t know. Probably frozen chocolate covered banana.

Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
Of course.

Have you ever kissed anyone named Katie?
Yup. And hugged her, and squeezed her… and changed her diaper once upon a time. My niece. Kate-o Potato.

What did you do Saturday?
I… do not recall.

What would you do if someone told you that you were the most beautiful person in the world and they would do anything to wake up to your face each and every morning?
Feel terribly flattered and gratified, then demur, most likely, and thank them while blushing.

Do you trust all of your friends?
I no longer trust myself. How can I possibly trust anyone else?

Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
I would have. No longer, since the one I loved has proven to be quite false.

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
No. Shit happens. That’s all.

Would you make a good parent?
I am a very good parent.

Where was your default picture taken?
Ummm… Myspace? It’s a pulp fiction novel book cover. I thought it was fitting… I’m a singing redhead.

Who do you love the most?
The podling.

Morning or night person?
Night

What makes you lose your appetite?
Betrayal at the most fundamental level.

Do you get along with guys or girls better?
Guys… And girls who also get along with guys.

How do you think you look right this moment?
Sluggish.

Last time you smiled?
Really smiled? um… Probably my birthday.

Do people underestimate your intelligence?
Sometimes.

Are you taller than 5′5”?
No.

Would you rather have love or money?
Money. Love just fucks you up and doesn’t last. It’s chemical reactions, kids, and once that wears off, you’ve got nothin’.

Do you have a best friend who knows you inside and out?
Nope.

Have you ever been punched by the opposite sex?
Certainly not.

Have you ever dated someone for longer than a year?
Of course. I tend to be long term.

Have you ever told someone you were single when you really weren’t?
No.

Last person you went to the movies with?
Parents, podling, and her dad.

Have you ever been to a tanning bed?
No.

Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it?
Probably.

Today did you hug a person you have feelings for?
No.

If a stranger looked in your closet, what would they think?
“Many CFMPs, shiny sparkly clothes, 2 feather boas, HOW many pairs of gloves??? This boring chick is a showgirl??”

Do you want to be married right now?
No. Not now.

Ever paid more than a hundred bucks on a pair of jeans?
Nope. I’m not that stupid.

What’s bothering you right now?
Living below the poverty level without being gainfully employed. Know anyone that’s hiring?

Do you want children?
No more. I’ve already got one. It’s verra nice.
Thought I might consider another, but it’s a good thing that didn’t pan out.

Do people underestimate you?
Temp agencies do, apparently.

Does it bother you when someone says they’ll call you and they don’t?
It does. It’s disrespectful. I don’t respond well to being disrespected.

What are you doing tomorrow?
More job search, maybe some laundry, singing at Ashtree Studios for Art Hop.

Name a quote from the song you’re listening to:
Not listening to music.

Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?
No. If I’m going to hate someone, there’s a very valid reason.

Last time to the mall?
Few weeks ago with the podling.

Did you sing at all today?
I sing EVERY day.

Do you miss anyone?
I do.

What side of a heart do you draw first?
Left.

Who has your heart?
The last person that had my heart mutilated it, so I no longer have one to give someone.

How long has that person had it?
Couple years. Bastard.

Do you know how to use some words correctly?
I do my best.

Do you like to sleep?
I do.

Do you wear a lot of black?
Yes.

Do you have a tan?
Arms only. And if I could figure out how to remove the tan there, I would. I like my pasty-whiteness.

Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Sometimes. I think she can only stand me in small doses.

Do you like orange juice?
No.

Where do you wish you were right now?
Accepting a large check from Publishers Clearinghouse, or the Lotto, or some anonymous philanthropic platonic sugardaddy patron.

Does your temper flare a lot?
More than it used to. I don’t like that.

What was the last movie that you watched?
Mummy 3.

Do you get emotional easily?
I try not to, I abhor the idea, but at my age it seems it’s inevitable.

Do you like to cuddle?
If I had someone worthy to do it with. The podling is cuddly, but she’s all gangly teenager arms and legs. It’s like cuddling a bundle of beanpoles, except warmer and smells better. (Nothing like burying your nose in the hair atop your child’s head.)

Which shoe goes on first?
left

Name one thing you do that people always tell you about?
The self-deprecation thing. I tear myself down a bit too much.

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
I can, but I don’t like it.

Who is the last person that made you angry?
Me.

How much money do you have on you?
twenty two cents. No lie. That’s it.

Close your eyes.. what image do you see?
A tulip.

Last piece of mail you got?
Bills that I can’t pay yet.

How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
Ideally, about 7 or 8. I can get by with 6.

Last trip you took to the zoo?
Years. YEARS ago…

What were you doing two days ago?
Visiting AniJam with a friend. Freaky.

Name things you absolutely cannot stand:
A lack of an attempt at good grammar and spelling. Disrespectful people.

Did you have a nap today?
Nope.

Are you comfortable with answering personal questions?
Sure. I tell only what I want.

When is the last time you had ice cream?
Ummm… couple days ago?

But wait, there’s more! I found another one. Racy.

Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Depends on if a real relationship develops.

Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever. Geez. I didn’t realize it had to be scheduled. Whenever the mood strikes, no?

What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The “passenger side”

Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Once. I had eaten rice that day. Got a virus or food poisoning. It hit me on the way home from seeing a band. NOT happy. Not happy at all.

Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yes.

Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive is nice.

Do you love someone in your friends list?
In the, “I love my friends” way, certainly. Am I “in love” with anyone there? No. Not at this time.

Do you know all the people in your friends list?
Nope

Love or money?
Money. Love is fleeting, never lasts, and leaves nothing to show for it but heartache. Money… money can leave you with all sorts of fun.

Credit cards or cash?
Cash.

Have you ever had anyone in your family you wish wasn’t?
No. Not really. Not permanently, though I HAVE been pretty pissed off at family members.

Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
5 star hotel. This isn’t even a valid question to me.

Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
That is NOT the sort of thing strangers need to know.

Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
The amount would have to set me up in the manner to which I wish to become accustomed for LIFE. So… since no one is likely to offer that much just for me to be shaved, probably not.

Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.

Ever been to a bar?
Sure.

Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Certainly not.

Kissed someone of the same sex?
Not romantically.

Ever had sex in the bathroom?
I don’t remember. Yes. It’s been long enough for me to forget. You may pity me.

Have you ever had sex at work?
No.

Have you ever bought anything from an adult store?
Nope.

Ever been caught having sex?
I don’t think so…

Does anyone have naughty pictures of YOU?
Probably. They may still exist somewhere.

Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I would never do that. I only have sex with the person I love more than anyone else.

Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
No idea.