It wasn’t so bad. I dread birthdays, every year. They’re just proof of my continued insignificance in the universe. Some are better than others. This one was, at least, not horrible. Comfortable. I had a few significantly gratifying phone calls and several well-wishing emails, from those very close to me as well as people I [...]

And, nothing to do with today being my birthday, but YouTube is a strange and wonderful place… a land of… well… unusual things. But oddly delightful.

Things you can buy for me for my birthday. It’s Sunday. In case you were wondering… Size M. Please. Decepticon preferred. I just like the color better is all. Because these would be appropriate for me. Because everyone should have one. I… don’t have one. Because I might travel. And I don’t trust ANYone, ANYwhere. [...]