“On with the dance! Let Joy be unconfined.” Lord Byron
 
 

January

Posted at January 2, 2008 by admin

You’ll have to click on them to actually read them.

i keep forgetting "panacea". i'm always left with "it's a word that starts with p and means 'universal cure'" and eventually i rediscover it and go OH YEAH, then i get to wait two weeks and do it again

THE VERY IDEA IS SO LUDICROUS!

 
 

November

Posted at November 21, 2007 by admin

I said ‘dork’ rather than ‘geek’, because real geeks don’t waste as many hours on mmorpgs as dorks do.

But ole Bill here… well, he’s pretty cool.

And so is Mr. T.

Yes. I play this game from time to time. So? I like killing/maiming/beating-up things without real consequences. It keeps me from being tempted to do the killing/maiming/beating-up that WOULD have real consequences. And lately… well… there are people who have deserved at LEAST a good ass-whoopin’.

It might be good that I don’t own guns now. But I will, someday.

 
 

September

Posted at September 6, 2007 by admin

In class today…

The marine said:

“Elections are like buying a puppy at the pet store… When you go to look at them, they’re all jumping around in the window… ‘Pick me! Pick me!’ “

The navy guy replied:

“Yeah, and it doesn’t matter which one you take home… it pees on your floor.”

 
 

August

Posted at August 30, 2007 by admin

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no they ain’t! The older one’s 9 and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

“I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,” replied the greeter. “I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”

 
 

August

Posted at August 15, 2007 by admin

Now where’s my shotgun?

 
 

August

Posted at August 2, 2007 by admin

“Hillary For President

… of France.”

Well, I thought it was funny.

 
 

June

Posted at June 24, 2007 by admin

Breakfast = a small square of chocolate-cherry fudge.

I’m going to hell. No handbasket. Just my own two feet.

It’s true…

Soon, drinking hard liquor…

…taking my clothes off for money…

and then, one day, I’ll find myself dead.

Ok. I won’t find me that way.

Someone else will.

But I’ll still be dead.

Three cheers for self-destruction!

 
 

May

Posted at May 31, 2007 by admin

 
 

May

Posted at May 3, 2007 by admin

And who the hell has time to do stuff like this, anyway?

 
 

May

Posted at May 2, 2007 by admin

Tee Hee

 
 
 
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