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I said ‘dork’ rather than ‘geek’, because real geeks don’t waste as many hours on mmorpgs as dorks do.
But ole Bill here… well, he’s pretty cool.
And so is Mr. T.
Yes. I play this game from time to time. So? I like killing/maiming/beating-up things without real consequences. It keeps me from being tempted to do the killing/maiming/beating-up that WOULD have real consequences. And lately… well… there are people who have deserved at LEAST a good ass-whoopin’.
It might be good that I don’t own guns now. But I will, someday.
In class today…
The marine said:
“Elections are like buying a puppy at the pet store… When you go to look at them, they’re all jumping around in the window… ‘Pick me! Pick me!’ “
The navy guy replied:
“Yeah, and it doesn’t matter which one you take home… it pees on your floor.”
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no they ain’t! The older one’s 9 and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
“I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,” replied the greeter. “I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”
Now where’s my shotgun?
“Hillary For President
… of France.”
Well, I thought it was funny.
Breakfast = a small square of chocolate-cherry fudge.
I’m going to hell. No handbasket. Just my own two feet.
It’s true…
Soon, drinking hard liquor… 
…taking my clothes off for money…
and then, one day, I’ll find myself dead.
Ok. I won’t find me that way.
Someone else will.
But I’ll still be dead.
Three cheers for self-destruction!
And who the hell has time to do stuff like this, anyway?
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