Joy Unconfined » levity http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog "On with the dance! Let Joy be unconfined." Lord Byron Wed, 25 Jan 2012 08:55:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 I’m smitten with a new webcomic http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2008/01/02/im-smitten-with-a-new-webcomic-2/ http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2008/01/02/im-smitten-with-a-new-webcomic-2/#comments Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:24:00 +0000 admin http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2008/01/02/im-smitten-with-a-new-webcomic-2/ You’ll have to click on them to actually read them.

i keep forgetting "panacea". i'm always left with "it's a word that starts with p and means 'universal cure'" and eventually i rediscover it and go OH YEAH, then i get to wait two weeks and do it again

THE VERY IDEA IS SO LUDICROUS!

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I said ‘dork’ rather than ‘geek’, because real geeks don’t waste as many hours on mmorpgs as dorks do.

But ole Bill here… well, he’s pretty cool.

And so is Mr. T.

Yes. I play this game from time to time. So? I like killing/maiming/beating-up things without real consequences. It keeps me from being tempted to do the killing/maiming/beating-up that WOULD have real consequences. And lately… well… there are people who have deserved at LEAST a good ass-whoopin’.

It might be good that I don’t own guns now. But I will, someday.

]]> http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/11/21/dork-moment-2/feed/ 0 I’m SO blogging this! http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/09/06/im-so-blogging-this/ http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/09/06/im-so-blogging-this/#comments Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:01:00 +0000 admin http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/09/06/im-so-blogging-this/ In class today…

The marine said:

“Elections are like buying a puppy at the pet store… When you go to look at them, they’re all jumping around in the window… ‘Pick me! Pick me!’ “

The navy guy replied:

“Yeah, and it doesn’t matter which one you take home… it pees on your floor.”

]]> http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/09/06/im-so-blogging-this/feed/ 0 Levity. http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/08/30/levity/ http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/08/30/levity/#comments Fri, 31 Aug 2007 00:24:00 +0000 admin http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/08/30/levity/ A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no they ain’t! The older one’s 9 and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

“I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,” replied the greeter. “I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”

]]> http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/08/30/levity/feed/ 0 I knew it! http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/08/15/i-knew-it/ http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/08/15/i-knew-it/#comments Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:01:00 +0000 admin http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/08/15/i-knew-it/ Now where’s my shotgun?

]]> http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/08/15/i-knew-it/feed/ 0 Courtesy of Charles, who sits next to me in class… http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/08/02/courtesy-of-charles-who-sits-next-to-me-in-class/ http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/08/02/courtesy-of-charles-who-sits-next-to-me-in-class/#comments Thu, 02 Aug 2007 17:20:00 +0000 admin http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/08/02/courtesy-of-charles-who-sits-next-to-me-in-class/

“Hillary For President

… of France.”

Well, I thought it was funny.

]]> http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/08/02/courtesy-of-charles-who-sits-next-to-me-in-class/feed/ 0 It is but the first step on a long road to self-destruction… http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/06/24/it-is-but-the-first-step-on-a-long-road-to-self-destruction/ http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/06/24/it-is-but-the-first-step-on-a-long-road-to-self-destruction/#comments Sun, 24 Jun 2007 17:24:00 +0000 admin http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/06/24/it-is-but-the-first-step-on-a-long-road-to-self-destruction/

Breakfast = a small square of chocolate-cherry fudge.

I’m going to hell. No handbasket. Just my own two feet.

It’s true…

Soon, drinking hard liquor…

…taking my clothes off for money…

and then, one day, I’ll find myself dead.

Ok. I won’t find me that way.

Someone else will.

But I’ll still be dead.

Three cheers for self-destruction!

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And who the hell has time to do stuff like this, anyway?

]]> http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/05/03/k/feed/ 1 For those of us addicted to ‘blogthingies’ http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/05/02/for-those-of-us-addicted-to-blogthingies/ http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/05/02/for-those-of-us-addicted-to-blogthingies/#comments Wed, 02 May 2007 16:00:00 +0000 admin http://joyunconfined.net/joyblog/2007/05/02/for-those-of-us-addicted-to-blogthingies/ Tee Hee

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